Simon Mark Tomlinson

Northerner. SECAmb student paramedic. Exercise science graduate. Lifeguard. Gyminy billy bob! Shia Labouf. Insta: sitomlinson

[Simon Mark Tomlinson @sitomlinson]

@Abby55938817 @Pret Numerous prets in the south west all giving excuses for not giving cold drinks! No ice. Smoothie machine broken. Electrical faults. Deliveries not arrived. All smoothie ingredients used up already. Just a few reasons! It seems like a scam to save on money during hot weather.

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@echofalls7 My birthday

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@echofalls7 Alexa...

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@echofalls7 Wear* 😱

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@echofalls7 Remembering this

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@echofalls7 What's going on over here I love it 😆

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@echofalls7 Crikey what on earth have I been missing out on over here?? Hahaha. Sifting through these tweets....

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@echofalls7 My poetry

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@Charmed_Reunion WOEE was like charmed and vampire diaries but without the vampires. Girl falling for two brothers one good one bad.

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Just finished watching Witches of East End it was great! When can we have series 3 please...? @NetflixUK @WitchesEastEnd

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@PrevuLondon ordered jacket 11days ago now and should've been delivered by @DPD_UK yest but they never received the parcel from u order4910

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I seem to of spent the evening looking at labradoodle Instagram accounts dreaming of a life with a labradoodle in it.

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Nice to be back up north #home #family #northerner #dog #mansbestfriend ❤️

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Buy loads of healthy food then when I'm hungover it's out the window. Sausage butties this morning.

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@Dominos_UK Nope we went somewhere else, no Texas BBQ though 😭

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@Dominos_UK Dominos Leyland are telling us we can only have the collection offer on one pizza😡when I said we would pay separately he said no

[Simon Mark Tomlinson @sitomlinson]

@weetabix Found a hair in my oatiflakes this morning 😞

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@C4CoachTrip @terpin10 I'm over 25 and I love it 🙌🏻

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Weekend fun up north in Sheffield

[Simon Mark Tomlinson @sitomlinson]

@AttitudeMag So much love last weekend #bestofbothprides #brightonpride #miamipride #pride #proud ❤️