Ryan Sitzman

Have machete, will travel.

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This is the exact face I made when I was in Kohl’s and the Mariah Carey Christmas song came in.

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@harvilla I said to the Rob, "Do you speak my language?" And he just smiled and gave me a tangent-filled podcast.
Thanks for another great episode! I really loved the High Fidelity and Matthew Sweet chapters.

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@harvilla We miss you and the episode, but no problem. Hope everything’s going OK.

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@ringerpodcasts @yasisalek Speaking of logos, some friends and I have been talking and can't figure out where the "i" in the Bandsplain logo comes from. Can anyone help us?

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My older kid asked if we could go to the basement and play with LEGOs and listen to Electric Light Orchestra, all of which made me very proud.

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Water chestnuts are a delightful addition to many dishes.

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Doesn’t it feel like “n” should actually come before “m”? I can’t be the only one who sees clearly in this matter.

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My 4-year-old came to say, “Dad, I didn’t break your train.” This tells me two things: 1) The train is broken. And 2) He broke it.

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I didn’t come to All-Ages Aqua Aerobics to make friends and chat. But apparently these friendly older ladies did.

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Have you ever been scolded by a four-year-old because the car wash didn’t completely clean your car? I have.

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@harvilla My buddies and I who listen to the show are also heartbroken but them's the rules, I guess. We'll accordingly update our spreadsheet predicting the upcoming episodes. Thanks again!

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Got my Covid booster today, following the well-established rules of medical science: Johnson before Pfizer, never wiser. Pfizer before Johnson, will burn off your johnson.

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@harvilla @chrisdeville @swansofnever @harvilla I've also been listening to every episode as I mow the lawn (electric mowers rule since I don't need to crank up the volume like I did when listening to Aerosmith and the Wayne's World soundtrack when I was a young fellow in the 90s). Thanks for a fantastic podcast!

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I’m rewatching “Starship Troopers.” I know the violence, the coed shower scene, and the gnarly aliens are all supposed to be provocative, but all I can think is, “But Buenos Aires is flat! It’s not a lush, mountainous landscape, like when Johnny Rico is talking with his folks!”

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I don't imagine I'll be heading to Lebanon any time soon, but I'd really like to check it out.
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My kid likes videos about cars. Yesterday morning I thought, "In 12 years, I've never seen a Lamborghini in Costa Rica." What do you know: yesterday afternoon one passed us on the highway. Also, I've never seen a flatbed truck full of supermodels handing out money in Costa Rica.

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I saw this house (at least from the outside). It's cool and weird.
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This makes one thing very clear: the jet stream is awesome.
https://t.co/bXO0HgIkKS https://t.co/N07KkrjwtN

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