7

so blessed, if I sneeze I'd be greedy

[Th0r @Thzer0r]

best way to quit your vices is to overdo them to the point where they become mind numbingly boring

[kijana ya KMTC™🇰🇪 @KijanayaKmtc]

"na uko na mkono soft, kwani hufanyangi kazi??"
very stupid question that one🤦🏻‍♂️

[Sakoto🐌 @Sakoto27]

Father was lecturing me about fake friends and I reminded him his brother scammed him

[ref @xfilestt]

i deadass will come out of the shower just to skip a song I don't like

[حسين @flyboydayo]

i love saying alhamdulilah, cuz bruh, alhamdulilah fr.

[7 @Sivel_]

Mimi walai nikiwai enda kudai mali ya familia yetu alafu wanitishie na uchawi nitawaachia 👐🏻🥲

[ً @yslxay_]

my dad always knows a guy who knows a guy

[Nadd Factory @NaddFactory]

@guycelona She's kinda real for that ngl

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

every time i want to apologize for being "too much" i think abt when the mad hatter tells alice "you lost your muchness. you used to be much muchier"

[Vidis @NosideXero]

@sleepdealerrr in public with ads through your speakers is actual sound pollution

[SA MI @ONL1SAMI]

A n!gga can miss you deeply and still know contacting you would ruin his progress.

[Mr. JW @akajaymo]

@MsMacharia The 07 prefix was given to terrestrial mobile services, since the 020 to 069 range was fixed lines (landlines) on a region by region allocation.I think 069 was Moyale.

07 was called find me anywhere back then. Later becoming mobile.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

The High school canteen was not for the weak 💀

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

the joy I get from telling someone who doesn’t know that there is a Robert Pattinson movie where the twist ending is that it’s 9/11

[Chief Ron @DoGoodRon_]

They on my dick

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

hilarious when Instagram knows you're into someone and starts putting their stories first

[Itu @ItuMahuma_]

Need more hobbies that will eventually make me stop drinking alcohol

[7 @Sivel_]

Body ni tea na anaitwa Milo def for breako naspread hizo legs 😋

[𐰦 @Maiiiich]

Na mambo ya graduation sasa tumemaliza, kama hujamaliza shule kaa hivyo

[gathara @gathara]

Question: Is "I went to Strathmore" the new "I went to Alliance"?