List of things to do in my quarantine:
1. Write
2. Clean
3. Check on my Nintendog from 2007
4. Oh my god he is so dirty! And so jacked! So many tattoos!
5. Oh man he is freakin pissed at me for abandoning him all these yrs 😬 I’m so sorry mugsy!
6. Oh god he’s got a gun! Oh fu-
what’s your “i am super into it but i also completely agree with everyone who makes fun of it and/or hates it” things? mines tame impala and the entire concept of podcasts
Oops! We dropped this link! Now everyone is gonna click it and vote "Six Kids" for best improv troupe!
Dang it! Oh well, I guess that's fine. https://t.co/m56qD2u976
Mayor Pete looks like the type of dude to rub his hands together and say somethin like “Ohhh boy, come to papa” when the waiter brings his chicken fajitas