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[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[J @sixoclockTVhour]

The Beatles
Pearl Jam
Uncle Tupelo

[Petal @petaldairies]

Define your MUSIC taste with 3 artist

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

Most of your doubts are imaginary. Most of your limitations are self-imposed. Also: most of your excuses suck.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Jim Valvano taught us to enjoy life and to cherish every moment.

As we continue this journey, we’re reminded that the Stanley Cup Final is about more than hockey. It’s about people, purpose, sacrifice, and appreciating the moments that bring us together.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

The United States doesn’t even believe teeth should be part of a health plan lmao

[osama @0ba0sama]

We literally just want healthcare

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

Your entire life changes when you realize 99% of society is stupid and you can just do things and no one will stop you because they’re too lazy or distracted to even try.

[Tim Denning @Tim_Denning]

For f*ck sake. Be optimistic. Be extreme. Be relentless. The world is waiting for you to raise the bar and finally go all in. Execute. Inspire. Show us what’s possible.

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Dennis Rodman would go party in Vegas, take enough cocaine to kill a bear, drink copious amounts of alcohol and them fly back to an nba finals game and lock up Karl Malone.

This guy drinks a glass of wine and can't podcast for 3 days

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Eli Lilly has done it.

They've gone and made what seems to be a powerful, permanent gene therapy for LDL cholesterol.

That means they'll be able to effectively prevent most heart disease with a single infusion!

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Bird autism is definitely one of the best forms of autism. What a legend. 👏👏👏

[Dan Hill @dandinohill]

How did a country of 300 million mostly honest, hardworking people end up with so many leaders who are corrupt?

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Paul McCartney's first and last appearances at the Ed Sullivan Theatre, 62 years apart.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

pretty crazy how blatant the ending of the late show is just an act of government censorship lol

[OddTodd @T_Manzana27]

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

[J @sixoclockTVhour]

Introduce Yourself with 10 bands you seen live.

Uncle Tupelo
Tool
Kenny Rogers
Merle Haggard
Alabama
Interpol
Frank Turner
Van Morrison
R.E.M.
Whiskeytown

[Farce the Music @Farcethemusic]

Introduce Yourself with 10 bands you seen live.

Keith Whitley
Prince
Metallica
Jerry Lee Lewis
Van Halen
Gregg Allman
Mary J. Blige
Sturgill Simpson
The Cure
Turnpike Troubadours

[greg @greg16676935420]

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

If capitalism is so great, why do corporations need so many tax breaks, subsidies, exemptions, grants, legal protections, bailouts, and trade protections?

When citizens need these things, why is it socialism?