sixstringer72

Carpenter, I play with wood all day. Musician, I bend the G string all night.

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#HappyNewYear

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@lora82466 #polarvortex can #kissmyass

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Warmer #thinkspring

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@GasMonkeyGarage Mother Monkin' Mopar #FastNLoud

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That's a Mother Monkin' Mopar!

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One who farts in church, sits in pew.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares! What was she doing out of
the kitchen?

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@Uncleeddy10 thought it was Harry potter

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Don't dispute a compass. That son of a bitch never lies. #Duckisms

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Helpful Tip: Turn your dishwasher into a snowplow this Christmas by giving her a shovel.

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I've just broken the sound barrier. Or, as the police called it, my wife's jaw.

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Black ops 2 is the devil

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Juicy burrito fart.......slippery

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how does a dyslexic change a lightbulb?