Sara

I’m not a southerner. I COULD be more basic. IG: sarahansoncomedy

[Sara @sj_wanders]

Just finished the @andydick episode of #drdrewafterdark and @pier1 closed at 8.57 today - in your FACE @drdrew

[adam @burgerkrang]

13 killed in gender reveal drone strike

[Sara @sj_wanders]

Holy. Hell.

[will defries @willdefries]

i stopped writing “things girls do after graduation” because it just started writing itself in the real world

[Sara @sj_wanders]

@BlakeThisIsMe I mean.. they’re building a wall in CO..so.. win/win?
https://t.co/Y37g95Ymid

[sky daddy @BlakeThisIsMe]

There has been 3 murders next to my apartment in the last 10 months in Denver but go off Tami

[Sara @sj_wanders]

Just a causal lunch break - eat, watch @QueerEye and cry - all at the same time

[Sara @sj_wanders]

@SlenderSherbet @PeteBrettingen I thought it was important for you to see this

[Sara @sj_wanders]

@TylerJCameron3 @ellyciataylor

[Sara @sj_wanders]

@BlakeThisIsMe 😭

[Sara @sj_wanders]

An Icon.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

When @Oprah appeared on Ellen's coming out episode in 1997, she got more hate mail than any other time in her career

I'll never forget this moment on her show when an audience member said she shouldn't have appeared on Ellen's coming out episode

This was 22 years ago...

[Sara @sj_wanders]

Be more like Colorado #AlabamaAbortionBill #WomensReproductiveRights #AbortionIsAWomansRight #ThursdayThoughts

[sky daddy @BlakeThisIsMe]

Each passing day I’m glad I live in Colorado where we elect a gay governor and worry about legalizing shrooms instead of policing wombs.

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

Is it just me or does this clip of Peter Dinklage talking about the Game of Thrones finale look like a hostage video?

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: y'know when someone else is in the stall next to you and you have a stand off where you both refuse to poop first, i feel like that's what betty white and the queen are doing but about dying

my dentist: i said stop talking

[Sara @sj_wanders]

I LOVE a good conspiracy theory - People Are Sharing Conspiracy Theories They Actually Believe https://t.co/8iOqY3I2iQ

[Sara @sj_wanders]

A mood.

[LIZZO @lizzo]

BYE BITCH YOU THINK IM TAKIN OFF THIS @MARCJACOBS COAT 💅🏾

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Please put "she almost finished so many books” on my tombstone.

[Sara @sj_wanders]

@RealitySteve Reads - “jerked off into cup to pay debt/buy beer”

[Sara @sj_wanders]

@simeygibson This is me - circa 2014, 2005 Buick LeSabre - but my car was already obscenely loud bc I was missing my muffler 🤷🏻‍♀️