sara

econ MIT alum | any/all | writer, napper, yapper

[seth @kappyland]

POV: you are being initiated into the 80-person Somerville, MA polycule

[ArkieMiasma @ArkieMiasma]

Hey Tom: the University of Arkansas has been on lockdown for an hour. Maybe have the interns check the local news to see if we are all running in terror from an active shooter before you him “post” on some culture war, flag-worshipping bs

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

are you gonna wag your tail when you see me or what bro

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

There is just one writing advice that works for writing which is writing. Writing? Yes. Writing.

[꩜ @adorewordss]

virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions: “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones”

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I think instead of kissing at midnight I’m just going to go outside and scream.

[sara @sjamhands]

ONE OF THE BEST THINGS TO COME FROM MY MIT EDUCATION

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It seems that I am giving the commencement address at MIT in May 😳

https://t.co/mhpJglFv8d

[sara @sjamhands]

if I had a nickel for every time my name was in a main pop girlie's song this year I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice

[𝄢 kat @Derivakat]

i am not a passenger princess i am a passenger court jester. i must keep the driver awake, assist in navigation and tightly manage the music playlist. my hat jingles so that i may maintain my permanent front seat privileges and avoid execution.

[MBTA @MBTA]

Ferry service may experience minor delays through tomorrow, August 15, due to the presence of a juvenile humpback whale in Boston Harbor.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

You want me to cultivate an inner life? The thing that killed Hamlet?

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

My body count? You mean the number of paragraphs between my introduction and my conclusion?

[sara @sjamhands]

boomerangs closing down during pride month is criminal

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

They call it amtrak because the train am on the track

[sara @sjamhands]

do not cite the deep magic to me, witch (do not take my spot in the library during finals week, bro). I was there when it was written (I've been a library truther all semester).

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Please,' cried Frog, 'please go away!' But no one went away.