Sarah Jane Crimmins

[Sarah Jane Crimmins @sjay730]

Morning routine - shower, perfume, losh, armpit fresh https://t.co/kw87fSF3JI

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

Video emerges showing Trump talking about cutting pandemic team in 2018, despite saying last week 'I didn't know about it' | The Independent https://t.co/Towyf1hwKw

[The Dangerous Ones @DangerousOnesHQ]

BREAKING: The American Virus
#WeWillPrevail

[Sarah Jane Crimmins @sjay730]

Hey @AmericanAir, Nicole Martin at your @fly2ohare Customer Service desk was amazingly helpful and deserves some recognition! Rebooked us in the chaos of a cancelled flight.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

I often think about the time Oprah did a cooking segment with a woman whose chicken recipe won $1 million, and Oprah's jaw dropped when she tasted it and realized the lady didn't even add seasoning

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Really? 40% of us are OK with this?

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

This tweet is for Dr. Ford. You put yourself through so much and I want you to know it wasn’t in vain. You started a movement and we’ll see it through. If they won’t listen to our voices, then they’ll listen to our vote.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Is this real life

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

someone: so tell me about yourself
me: https://t.co/w4HiHr3NwQ

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

FIRST LOOK: @Nike debuts outstanding ad using home video of nine-year-old @serenawilliams with father Richard from August 29, 1991

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

106 years ago today.

[Sarah Jane Crimmins @sjay730]

When in doubt, request YMCA.

[Sarah Jane Crimmins @sjay730]

@airose I’m on episode 9 😬😬😬

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

This resignation letter from a Department of Homeland Security employee to @SecNielsen is absolutely incredible:

[A&E @AETV]

SNEAK PEEK: watch @Sethrogen 's casting tape before the premiere of Cultureshock: Freaks and Geeks: The Documentary Monday at 9PM @paulfeig @JuddApatow

[Sarah Jane Crimmins @sjay730]

@IanPlamondon All damn day out my window

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

It’s true... #LegallyBlonde3

[east @prollyeaston]

here's a video of post malone singing tongue tied to improve your day.

[Sarah Jane Crimmins @sjay730]

@prollyeaston @Andrew_black_

[Sarah Jane Crimmins @sjay730]

@Andrew_black_ This simile is some deep shit