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[PLT @PainLemonTree]

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[⚢ Piper ⚢ @Lethalstraight]

Nothing, that's literally the point of the movie dumbfuck

[Marlon @marlonmalibu]

Yall lucky I’m not President. I would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1.

[em @mohopoly]

this is like if i became president and just gave all my oomfs the important roles in the government

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

nigga got a paragraph due

[☔ @Whotfismick]

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[eli 🐋 @eliasp_7]

iPhone: I’m going to kill you
Awkwafina: whatisyoutalmbout

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

Honestly at least jack was quiet. Why he always tryna hang???????????

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Nothing would make me more sure that I was absolutely about to die than a horse calmly arriving at my hospital bed

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Streamers be saying mods the same way a medieval lord would yell guards

[Iris @LizarddFish]

Having extremely obvious DNIs listed in your bio is really funny to me because I feel like not engaging with hitlercunnyrapistzoophile1488 is just common sense among like 95% of people

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

instead of being able to object at weddings we should be able to object at nursing school graduations

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[s @sjcress1]

Call me Ben 10 cuz all my bitches 10

[yardtalkhbcu @yardtalkhbcu]

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”

-President Lyndon B. Johnson

[david @papiquarius]

ich bin und nasty girl