Iris

I'm literally just vibing

she/her, they/them if you can't read

priv: @LizardFishPriv

[contra sortem @contrasortem]

If the models are finally good now, why has every piece of software I use gotten steadily worse over the course of the past year? If the models are finally good now, why am I experiencing Linux kernel panics for the first time in a decade? If the models are finally good now, why-

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

TIL some people hear “that's AI” as “that writing is too advanced to be human”, rather than “that is drivel”

[duen 🪏 @duenRiolu]

“do not harass anyone involved !!! anyway here’s their contact info , their public and private accounts, their discord message history , and a bunch of intense allegations . also they’re a minority prone to getting harassed and stalked online . have fun guys btw dont harass”

[Mr. Thee @PhillipWitz]

A lesson from the Big Walk situation isn't that the engine is bugged, but that Unity sends terrible "technical" reps.

At Top Golf Media, I pitched them the concept of a "sparse lightmap" but they just stared at me like web devs stuck in front of a very slowly moving Waymo.

[Iris @LizarddFish]

Pectin is animal bones...

[soapy 🪼🥞☀️ @tinkabonk]

i find it extremely funny that so many of the candies r gummies, pectin is literally animal bones lmaooo

[Schmμτż ᛭𝟗᛭ @Schmutz_9R]

“For every eight guys who retire in this trade, only one guy picks it up. The whole industry is in danger.”

“Wow. Would you hire me? I’d love to learn it.”

“Absolutely not.”

[Talita Dospaço is my Wife @Lucayou7]

Human: So get this. We drive needles through our skin and attach metal jewelry to our bodies

Alien: Yeah piercings. We have those, too

Human: Oh. Well we also grind up toxic plants and put it on our food to make it taste good

Alien: Yeah spice and seasoning.

[Iris @LizarddFish]

> is improving

[⟡ 𝐑𝐄𝐘𝐎𝐗 ⟡ @REYOX_WALK]

In light of recent events

[Iris @LizarddFish]

@grape_jxice @spiderbuckk unfortunately that looks too similar to our thc warnings lol

[CraftyMasterman 🇨🇦 @CraftyMasterman]

🚨NEW PISTON DOOR WR🚨

The wr for the smallest 4x4 piston door, which famously had a shit ton of entities, has been TIED with 0 ENTITIES! It is also faster than the previous wr

[Iris @LizarddFish]

@AirFryerCookies @lemoncritt3rz @JABBRWONGR Past Garnet looking into the future and knowing that it's chill to say it in like 50 years but she has to hold her tongue until then

[Iris @LizarddFish]

Realheads use OBS's replay buffer

[Peppermint @PeppermintSRB2]

realizing i could have used steam's replay feature this whole time for clipping my games instead of using separate clipping software

[Ana Thema @AttackOnChitin]

Сis people really say shit like “All natural bodily processes should be mandatory for everyone, even if they don’t want it, because natural equals good no matter what. Your body is not your own, it must at all times be subject to my personal conception of what is natural.”

[neopussyboi @forcedmasc]

it is actually so crazy how like if someone makes a post about laws that expressly target trans women the two most common forms of comment are:

1) cis person: trans girls are rapists who shouldn't be allowed in society

2) trans person: why aren't we talking about trans men?

[Johnathan @johndun79242220]

*criticize a Democrat during election* = “You’re helping the republicans win”

*criticize a Democrat after they win* = “oh come on you want them to fix everything immediately?”

*criticize a Democrat after they lost* = “they have no power, what can they do about it?”

[Tumisha(🤡)'s Stud Sheriff Boiwife 🫡🤠 @disrupthehuman]

unfortunately, they aren't gullible, it's just the easiest way for them to say "trans women are men" without directly saying those words (although a good bit of them will do so when pressed enough on their position).

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

because there is a two-page list of acceptable forms of voter ID in Canada that includes everything from utility bills to the labels on prescription bottles, to having another registered voter take an oath swearing your identity. That's not what the US is proposing.

[Iris @LizarddFish]

First of all, I wasn't talking about women. I was talking about girls.

[𝕾𝖈𝖞𝖑𝖑𝖆 🥀⚔️ @mordorxvx]

yeah WA is deep blue, but it’s full of these kind of “progressives” who’ve never had to challenge their own beliefs, and when they do they sound just like every other right wing bigot

[the glow, Pt.2 @therealglowpt2]

I really hate the subgenre of “huge waste of my goddamn time” indie games