Sam Crickey

Educator, Coach, Hater

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

JV Staff of your state champion Magruder Colonels

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

@djnosirve Congrats big dog!! Future QB1

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

deeply saddened by the passing of my colleague, Literal Hitler. while we disagreed on many things, he always knew how to make us laugh.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Free Flo Balogun school walkout

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

@DAVEY_FIRED Bote esque

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

@chantix421357 @NationalsComms There has to be something better to do with your life than replying to the Nationals Comm account with made up culture war nonsense. Please find something to do. 🙏

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

[guy who bangs his head into other guys professionally] canola oil is bad for me

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

@RamsNFL She’s not my girlfriend anymore 😉 #HTTC

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

@RedSuxTroII @JagsImperialist @sorcererxyz @Schultz_Report Caleb wins 2025: 11 (12 including playoffs)
Trevor wins 2025: 13

[Maryland Terrapins @umterps]

Love is in the air! ❤️💛

Congrats to alums Sam and Rachel on getting engaged at today's softball game.

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

@umterps @TerpsSoftball @B1Gsoftball @Maryland_Alumni @Testudo_UMD @bigten Thank you go terps!

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

@rekkoha_ @HRTgoddess T’was not magic but purity of will!

[Hamid Bendaas 🇩🇿🇵🇸 @HBendaas]

Booker having the longest floor speech in US Senate history is our political equivalent of Adebayo scoring 83

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

@KlendathuCap @Nate_Tice Lost to Josh Johnson btw

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

The regard that the eagles franchise and fans have for this terrible player who couldn’t beat the Josh Johnson led, 4-12 Commanders is genuinely enraging.

[James McKeith @freshprincephi]

Before trading for Geno Smith, the #Jets inquired about Tanner McKee and were told by the #Eagles it would cost a second-round pick, per @JimmyKempski.

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

@cursedvisionary @ArabNinja255 Deadlock players be like I love Icefrog & Valve’s new moba but I would NEVER EVER play their old one!

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

@NukeAllCities @DeadlockAnon Use street brawl as casual mode

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

@NavyYardNats @jwood_29 @__dc4__ @Nationals @MLB @Topps Shitty AI that doesn’t look anything like them, why bother posting this trash

[ً @jalen_sin]

Never compare nails to qb1

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

@FMPONE My friends and I played against you a while back. U da 🐐 hope we play you again soon

[Sam Crickey @sjcrickey]

@ShaneofMN @ArifHasanNFL Kirk had 4900 yards with Washington in 2016 he was fully developed by the time he got to MN.