Sara Geoff

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[Sara Geoff @sjefreon]

30min into #birdboxbarcelona and I'm on the does the dog die website about the German shepards. Watching him cut the leash has me screaming.

[Sara Geoff @sjefreon]

I miss all the virtal photos from gone and forgotten devices that were never uploaded #rip #FridayFeeling #photography

[Sara Geoff @sjefreon]

Occasionally I wake up and send hate text to my boyfriend to keep him humble.

[Sara Geoff @sjefreon]

Apprently TSA is not in the business of checking to make sure your IUD is still in place when you hit the scanner. #themoreyouknow #airports #iud

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I happened to win this award again in 2021....go me

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Award number two of the year, number three for all my time with the company. Kinda motivates you in a way layoffs never could ;) #werklife #worklife

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Old world germ theory: don't touch used gum under tables.
Old wold germ theory: don't pick up discarded items in the street.
New 2020 germ theory: you really shouldn't talk to your best friend without a mask and six feet of distance.
#coronavirus2020

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"I wish I knew it was the last time I would see" [insert familiar person here]. Very rough #death #passing #remembered #thoughtsoftheday

[Sara Geoff @sjefreon]

Takes time to wrap ice pack around pinky finger of injured husband.
He: "if I were you..."...drapes over pinky top and says some shit...ice pack lays on top only.
Me: "ok but the swellings all around"
...time passes
He: *holding pinky in ice pack like taco*
This is marriage.

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My girls, across two counties showed up with they menz. Proud moment #kansaselections

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@_Hariston Thank you #omgjuststop

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@prerbear1 I haven't even seen the whole season and #teamdeepti

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#education in small steps. Real feel is kansas is -15 at LEAST. #KANSAS #POLARVORTEX #2021

[Sara Geoff @sjefreon]

Got new dog a puzzle bowl to slow him down while he eats, I literally found myself chanting "get wrecked" as he struggled with his food and ate slowly.
Reason 560 I shouldn't parent a human. #dogmom #puzzlebowl

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Me:*watching American murder on netflix*omg why do we even love each other, why do we trust people
My man: well, I dont ever want to do jail time. I wouldn't survive in jail, so there's that.
Me: 😐
Him: *creeps back into man cave for video game*
Me: -shook-

[Sara Geoff @sjefreon]

Old world germ theory: don't touch used gum under tables.
Old wold germ theory: don't pick up discarded items in the street.
New 2020 germ theory: you really shouldn't talk to your best friend without a mask and six feet of distance.
#coronavirus2020

[Sara Geoff @sjefreon]

@elisepippin 2020 ain't the year for any damn thang

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To the very healthy 20 year old in Lawrence that took up the handi capable spots @HawaiianBros ... I hope you feel seen, I should have said something then but this will do. #trash #lawrenceks

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I am freaking out! #you #netflix 😳😳😳😳

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For the record, there's no need for Arianna on @lizzo good as hell. Ari's cutting out the best verse. " boss up and change your life you can have it all no sacrifice"#lizzo #goodashell

[Sara Geoff @sjefreon]

@GAll7768 Real feels, my 95 pound Sheppard breaks down....my boyfriend runs to the remote to mute the tv when it comes on.