Joshua Turton

Husband, Parent of 5 boys, Drupal specialist, Lego enthusiast, ex-Expat, Gamer, Artist, Singer, Martial artist... Did I miss anything? Probably.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

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@UmarBzv I suddenly understand why kids wrote on chalk slates...

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Want to know what George Carlin would have to say about today? Cat Valente is channeling his ghost in this fury-ridden, scorcher of a commentary. Read it. I promise it will hurt.

[DND Memes @MemesDnd]

Purple Gummy Worm
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credit: redwyrmofficial
#dnd #ttrpg #meme

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@AbyssalBrews Giant marshmallow peeps the spew marshmallow crème as a breath weapon.

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@Rainmaker1973

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@Jeopardy @KenJennings You mean, because it was hosted by a scab?

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Was labeled "The Dark Knit"

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@MelanieMoore Se7en

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@bunsenbernerbmd This is one of the main reasons I stay on this site.

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@aaronmfking Because Liefeld couldn't draw feet to save his neck.

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@catvalente @JonathanStrahan Well deserved! That was a breathtaking piece of fiction.

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@JuliCieI One of everything. Named jack.

[Carly Anne York, Ph.D. @BiologyCarly]

BREAKING NEWS

[George Ioannidis @Qupeplex]

Random spacey microponderation of the day:

The Asteroid Didymos and its moon Dimorphos (of DART mission fame) drawn to scale

Including the accurate distance between them, a human (arrow) and the Empire State Building

So I wondered.
Could someone jump from Didymos to Dimorphos?

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo will miss you, little blue check mark. But don’t worry everybody, Elmo is still Elmo! ❤️

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Who else has their own Bunsen and Beaker duo? Post it in the comments!

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

Adventure awaits with our upcoming Dungeons & Dragons DLC!

Choose your class, unlock classic spells, and ace ability checks while exploring iconic locations and battling monsters such as Beholders, Mimics, and more!

Coming soon!

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@TTRPGifs At one point, I had a spreadsheet tracking which fonts I used as various NPCs handwriting.

[Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV]

ME: *grumble social media grumble*
KEVIN: You sure it’s not a bot?
ME: The internet is full of far more people with the social skills of a rutabaga than it is of actual honest-to-god bots.
KEVIN: …yeah, I’ll give you that one.