Shelby

#MajorFangirl #SupernaturalForever! #TeamWinchester #CaptainAmerica #TheWinterSoldier #MarvelForLife #FanFictionWriter

[halsey @halsey]

This can’t be the same brain I was using to memorize the entirety of A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out.

[jim kirk @actual_jimkirk]

attention everyone this is your captain speaking
sulu has just challenged me to do a barrel roll mid-warp so everyone hold on cause I’m about to win his sword

[Shelby @sjitterbug13]

Thanks @3M Every Command strip ripped the paint off my wall all the way to the drywall.

[Grumpy Elrond @ElrondofRivndel]

Everyone who doesn't retweet this loves Mondays.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Trying to cram 4 hours of homework in 1 because I have the time management skills of a carrot

[Shelby @sjitterbug13]

@WesterhouseEmma That’s a lie... I said something!

[i feel like @yoifeellike]

a potato with a dream

[i feel like @yoifeellike]

a dead tamagotchi from 2002

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: What are we doing this weekend?

Me: A whole bunch of stuff.

7: Can't we just do nothing?

We share the same dream.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: How many Halloween costumes can I get?

Me: One.

5: We need more Halloweens.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: How long do I have to be five?

Me: Until your next birthday.

5: But I'm done with it now.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: We never do anything fun.

Me: *names five fun things we did today*

7: But we didn't do anything fun after that.

[halsey @halsey]

Exactly 25 years ago to this moment I was born. I wanted to celebrate today by sharing a new song called “clementine”🍊and a cute lil video for it that i made with my brother Sevian. Enjoy :) https://t.co/1HkK3HIJrc

[Shelby @sjitterbug13]

@WesterhouseEmma Go Broncos!

[Shelby @sjitterbug13]

@KarlUrban @RebellionProd @RebellionJason Just tried watching it last night but I’m broke...

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Moose. He was attempting a mid-snoozle stretch. Incredibly risky while elevated. 14/10 nailed the dismount

[Shelby @sjitterbug13]

@WesterhouseEmma Kindness is also a trait many lack, so don’t lose it!

[RCPath Trainees' Advisory Committee @PathologyHouse]

Sitting under a tree this evening, reading a book....and then this happens!!!! 😊

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Happy #FourthofJuly! 🇺🇸🍑

[The Dad @thedad]

Wife: um our son has drawn a picture of Batman and Spider-Man beating someone up

Me: Oh no that's so wrong!

Wife: I know!

Me: You don't mix up Marvel and DC