Sarah K

If you dont have anything nice to say, sit by me.

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

“I don’t want to hang out with someone who gets their news from the Dumb Factory.” Best quote I’ve ever heard from @ThatJennieWelch 😘😘😘

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

@lucerobeemiller Ketchup is a girl because she’s versatile and she goes with more stuff. Mustard you just don’t need that often or that much of, so def a boy.

[Hill Brothers Football @HillBrosFB]

2023 Western Kansas Preseason Top 22 Watch List
#ReppinTheWest

[NFL @NFL]

Damar Hamlin presents the Pat Tillman Award for Service to the @BuffaloBills training staff at the ESPYs 🫶 @HamlinIsland

(via @espn, @AdamSchefter)

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

@CyAmundson https://t.co/d3s613yyfc

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

@chavira_lucero Same. 🙈

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

But drag shows and gender affirming healthcare are what get banned in Tennessee.

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

I was at the zoo with my kids and a woman in the bathroom was trying to get a tampon from the machine, but it was out of order, so I just handed her one from my purse and have never felt more like a hero. @thatchaddaniels #nodiyhere

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

Not me, literally writing down what @CoreyRForrester told the judge at jury duty to keep in my pocket and share with all my friends. @WellREDpodcast

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

@thatchaddaniels : I think that @ChrisStapleton is King Shit of Fuck Mountain, man. He is unreal. ❤️❤️❤️#middleofnowherepodcast

[isaac martin @isaacmartin111]

https://t.co/hCQsoJjAXq
1,451 total yards
17 touchdowns

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

Legal question? First degree alligator? Or second degree alligator? 🤣 @CoreyRForrester @traecrowder @PuttinOnAirsPod

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

Wanna feel old AF? Just heard @CoreyRForrester say that if Dazed and Confused was made today, it would be about the class of 2005. 🤯👵🏼 @PuttinOnAirsPod

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

“I dont know how to explain to you that you should care about other people…It’s one thing to think, we should have strict immigration policies…but treating people like this is F’d up, and cheering for it makes you a piece of shit“ @traecrowder @MarkAgee @WeeklySkews

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

@chavira_lucero

[trash jones @jzux]

friends will be like “this made me think of you” and then send you the most fucked up thing you’ve ever seen in your life

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

@tmfrench

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

I’m really supposed to be on a budget, yet I choose vibes every time 😭

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

The Bitch Smoocher 3000 🤣🤣🤣omg, I. Can. Not. @CoreyRForrester @traecrowder @PuttinOnAirsPod 💥

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

@CoreyRForrester Robert Earl Keen

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

@traecrowder : I used to have this (cockney) voice (for this dog), and people would say, why does he sound like that? Cause he’s a f#cking English Bulldog. What’re you, stupid? What’s he supposed to sound like? @PuttinOnAirsPod @CoreyRForrester

[Sarah K @sjkitz]

@drewmorgcomedy “I have won at being drunk so many times. And every time, I’ve actually lost.” 🤣 @WellREDpodcast @TheFunnyCarmen