Sammi Bates

This site is awful and I'm not here. Go find me on another platform.

[Sammi Bates @sjsbates]

Couldn't connect my sons' Switch to the Internet because I don't know the parental PIN.

Good thing my 11 yo does.

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I don't know how long GFM will let me get away with this verbiage, but it's the truth. All I need is food and shelter and a radiator, but a bunch of rich men need money and threaten violence if I don't have it because our nation is just a mob. #mutualaid

https://t.co/Tn8xEuPQnQ

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Good Lord, @Verizon.

Spoiler alert: you should check your statement if you split a line off onto a new account. They will gladly charge you AND your family member for the same phone number and device.

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@stats_feed How did MacArthur Park make it onto the radio. How.

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@wesleystenzel I just wanted you to know that "Sting will soon be an Englishman in San Francisco," in your article about the pre-Super Bowl show is my favorite line in anything this entire year. That was the so smooth.

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@MiStormChasers My wife, who has lived in Lansing all her life, and not me, the native Tennesseean, who just wanted to use ONE SPACE HEATER instead of heating THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD because our windows are old.

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@wtyppod I found one in the wild!!

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@postoctobrist incredibly sorry to bother you but have you seen the cigarette curtains?

The curtains that make your house cooler instantly.

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@KevOnStage You wouldn't believe my "This is a good box!" collection.

[KaRAYgeous TRANTIFA ☽☾🩷💜💙🪻 @kraywhiseheart]

If you’re pro-Palestine & committed to anti-Black racism, block @/dannykpolitics
He’s been harassing & demeaning Black & Arab women on Threads for hours! How are you harassing women of color for hours & then recommending Zionists & claim to be pro-Palestine? BFFR!

[Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky @ZenOfDesign]

Every day, Elon Musk comes onto this platform to remind you that he is a world class, all-time dumbass whose fuckups are destroying the country.

[Sammi Bates @sjsbates]

@BenoitLetondor I downloaded your app a few hours ago, and I've already upgraded to Premium and shared the link with several friends. This is the best budgeting tool I've EVER seen.

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@francisxwolf I'll add that to my "Things Elon Does Not Understand" spreadsheet.

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@four4thefire I don't trust anyone who is excited to vote anymore. I post my "I voted" sticker, but my expression has been sour since 2016.

(Before then, I was just stupid. Arguments could be made that it continues though.)

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@four4thefire

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Good morning to everyone except that one ref from last night. I hope his toast is forever inexplicably soggy.

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

@AdamSchefter @calvinwatkins Here we see #70 shouting 10 yards away that he’s eligible while #68 is up close and personal telling Brad Allen he looks handsome in his uniform

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD is asking “what are we talking about again?” when you’re the one that was talking.

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

The fact of the matter is that there are dozens of people dying each year in Georgia's jails who haven't even been convicted of a crime. They just couldn't make bond.