Sjean Sjteele

(she/him/him/those/theys/spipple-nugget/Jorge-self/Zimbabwean/croip-natter/*autistic screaming*)

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@TitaniaMcGrath My aunt Boris is 360lbs and competes as a professional belly flopper for the San Francisco Bungnuggets. She holds the US record for water displacement and can hold her breath for more than 4 seconds.

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@megynkelly who wore it better? #FashionFaceoff #ulta #girlhood

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@realDailyWire This guy dm’d me from his alt account because he just got locked out of his account for abuse and harassment. This is his post:

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@WeirdEducator @DrIbram I need to order that book.

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

The legacy of "sustainability" is going to be famine.

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@binniehive jokes rooted in cis-heteronormative white male conservative Christophobia should not be made in front of an audience...

[Mayra Flores @MayraFlores4TX]

Mayra Flores > Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Capitalism > Socialism

America First > America Last

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@elonmusk your mom has end to end encryption.

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@Babygravy9 The Doo Doo Tapes.

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@AdamCrigler @ZubyMusic I wonder if Zuby gets her mammogram on the same day she gets her prostate checked. #TwoBirdsOneStone

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@Hammer9631 @UnmitigatedAss You spelled “cunt” wrong.

[Brit Hume @brithume]

Hilarious.

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@ZubyMusic @SebGorka I can’t wait for the next season of the Spotify exclusive Obama podcast.

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@Imagecaptured @sinnedevol “Dad Fist” is my go to tampon when my pussy hole looks like a scene from the Shining.

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@normonics He’s from the Pillsbuy Doughian school of thought. #SlowRise

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@HollyBriden @neeratanden I plan on buying 600,000 followers next month using all my Dogecoin. The escrow account has been set up and is ready to go… To the moon!

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@NathanJRobinson As a stock holder I also benefit from all this.

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@AnOpenSecret He’s a member of a historically marginalized group, MAPs, Minor Attracted People, so we must celebrate him, not denigrate him. #LGBTQIAMAP+

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@MaxBlumenthal There’s nothing secret about these graves. Why would the Russians bury some bodies and leave other bodies rotting in the streets?

[Sjean Sjteele @sjteele]

@CNNOriginals @CNN How is this original? It’s a Bourdain knock off.