Sarah Jean

just drive.
she/her

[Sarah Jean @sjthemachine]

A Series of Unfortunate Events told me all I need to know about the media and justice system when I was just a kid.

[Sarah Jean @sjthemachine]

The people in my life????? Incredible. Stick around even when I NEVER text back in a reasonable amount of time. Royals. Emperors of grace and kindness. Supreme rulers of friendship.

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

I allways carry a vanity mirror with me if you come across a flower which is facing. Down put the mirror on your toe and put it under the plantyou can now se the flowers heart withoutbending down cheers

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Jack Black calmly delivering a top-tier performance of the Star Spangled Banner, unaccompanied, at a WNBA game

[gabriela & co @onebignxthing]

@FirstAidKitBand happy one week of Palomino!! 💙

[Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon]

being an adult is hard but can you imagine having to do math homework again

[Sarah Jean @sjthemachine]

@faerlythere I am literally right here with you in this agony

[Sarah Jean @sjthemachine]

Nothing brings a smile to my face every single time like seeing Patton Oswalt show up in whatever I'm watching.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is brilliant.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

love the direction men’s clothing is going in (very short shorts) but I argue it can and should be sluttier

[glennis ❤️‍🔥 @theglennisshow]

the feminine urge to shave your big toe before a hookup

[Sarah Jean @sjthemachine]

@CrunchCardwell Maybe they dont say thigh gap but boys at my school started saying "thunder thighs" when I was 13...

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

i wanted to share an essay i wrote. it means a lot to me. i think it might get buried in the twitter algorithm, but that's probably why i feel brave enough to post it.

Dad Used To Have Boobs (And They Were Kind Of Big) https://t.co/u4yJWKfMC9

[Sarah Jean @sjthemachine]

How do you stop grieving the life you could lead without capitalism?

[Sarah Jean @sjthemachine]

I hate how many jobs I've worked at where getting a lunch break is a joke. So great that Bezos got to go to space tho 😒

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

two teen girls asked me to take a pic of them & i said sure. then they handed me a disposable camera & then tried to show me how to use it. do not cite the deep magic to me witch. i was there when it was written

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

This will never get old! Years ago, then-high-school-student Christopher Justice spoke some TRUTH to POWER when he gave this brilliant explanation about the confederate flag’s history and symbolism. 👏🏾

[Wesley Chu @wes_chu]

This is a really good take.

[Sarah Jean @sjthemachine]

@just_shelby765 Lmao, have him go through the stages of lockdown hobbies: plants, baking, embroidery 😅😅

[djenderbender on threads @JulesGood1009]

Just trained a police dpt on how to better engage with disabled people and one of the officers chewed me out for sharing the stat that up to 1/2 of all people killed by police are disabled. He said it was "offensive". Being disabled is great, no notes