SharkBoy

I teach therefore I am … tired

[SharkBoy @sjtroilo]

Every year I forget to ask for a metal detector for Christmas :/

[hugeasmammoth.films @hugeasmammoth_]

I photoshop Rupaul in a movie scene until I forget… except I’m a bad at photoshop.

[SharkBoy @sjtroilo]

https://t.co/UVhOtVsQpI
I am tweeting this because I want to win a free litter box, very important content I know

[SharkBoy @sjtroilo]

@croberts_96

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

The @JinkxMonsoon jump scare at the end of this cute af Twinners moment is really me in every social setting 😭

A new #AllStars7 #Untucked is now streaming on @paramountplus! 👑

[Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon]

four tickets to the Barbie movie please

[SharkBoy @sjtroilo]

I just described my undiagnosed dyslexia as something that “makes reading ~spicy~” and I stand by that

[Angela Rockstar @Mrs_ARockstar]

Ban viagra that’s not natural if God wanted your Dick to work it would

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Fuck that dusty ass constitution and fuck these ghoulish Supreme Court clowns.

[SharkBoy @sjtroilo]

Any gays want to get married before it becomes illegal again? I have two cats and do a lot of crafts

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

I agree with whoever made this

[bri @takoyamas]

no fuck every other dall-e image ive made this one is the best yet

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Yeah can I get theeee (squinting at menu) big beef bean burrito for the big beefy hungry boy??

Waiter: it doesn’t say that on the menu

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Babe is everything ok? You've barely sang 'my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds' in the last few hours

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

Working your job while working on your mental health while working on your relationships while working on physical health while working on your family while working on sleep habits while working on self-care while working on exercise while working on personal goals while working

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Well we crunched the numbers and they don’t look good, all crunched up

[SharkBoy @sjtroilo]

All I want is a squirrel to hold my finger with their tiny paw is that too much to ask

[SharkBoy @sjtroilo]

Holiday Sale Season is a Stress Shopper’s worst nightmare