Carl

swedish by birth, albanian by choice☝️💯🇦🇱☝️🇦🇱

[Carl @sjukmodem]

jag fr jag

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.

[Tom Pyl @TomPylTravels]

Sveriges match hade förtjänat SVT-studion istället för TV4s.

[Carl @sjukmodem]

Vad gör man i Göteborg genuin fråga

[Jiikae @Jiikae]

Bringing your portable console on a trip and never pulling it out is so hilarious. You really thought you was gonna be living like the commercials huh

[Harry @Owens_EFC]

downloaded the FC Augsburg app for digital tickets cos im going next week and it randomly sent me a notification at 19:08 simply saying "it is 19:07"

[Славян @SlavAesthetics]

Soviet WhatsApp Socialist Republic

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

This was supposed to be ‘Earth Hour’ but then Republicans called the idea gay because like Al Gore and the UN came up with it and it died out

[outstar 🧛 professional vampire simp @outstarwalker]

they would never survive eurovision

[Akhenaten 🇺🇦🏴‍☠️ @SplendorEternal]

Miss her every day. Nobody did it better 💔

[michael @michaelbb28]

too many words on slides, no eye contact with audience, just reading from the powerpoint, volume too low, etc.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

macron chimes in with the most french thing said in human history: "this is impossible"

[Carl @sjukmodem]

@ormbunke19 @barnarb3te VA

[sympathetic opposition @sympatheticopp]

very diplomatic of him to say "re-read"

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

Bro's starving for 8 years...

[Patrik Glimberg @BBPatrik]

Kulturmärk Erik Niva.
Ge honom konstnärslön.
Gör honom till landshövding av Norrbotten.
Ge alla hans släktingar frisedel, diplomatpass och statsbegravning.

[cum lowkey starting to smell different @gang_cum_on_ig]

Twink blir pålad av sin transsexuella gothflickvän, blir pojkgravid. Måste gå till pojknekologisten och göra en POJKBORT! Många sådana fall!

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

started using the 🫡 emoji in work emails. everybody loves it. they think that I am a quite amusing young man

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Love the Tory girl serving "successful normal young professional" next to 3 most insane looking guys alive

[Carl @sjukmodem]

Min Findus blev beheaded 😭