Stephen Jones

Sr Architect, #BigData, #Spark, #Analytics, and #DataScience in a #hybridcloud at #IBM. #Zymurgy and #woodworking. All Tweets and opinions are my own.

[Martin Schroeter @MartinSchroeter]

Today, we announced that the new company we are creating will be called Kyndryl and our HQ in NYC. It is an important step for us and one of many announcements that we will be sharing in the coming months. https://t.co/AMW5ufmymk

[Arvind Krishna @ArvindKrishna]

IBM condemns today's unprecedented lawlessness and we call for it to end immediately. These actions have no place in our society, and they must stop so our system of democracy can work.

[Stephen Jones @sjwizard]

#CP4D #IBM Learn a little and gain a lot https://t.co/OUlVKA61DY

[IBM watsonx @IBMwatsonx]

For "who" or "whom?" Scientists at the MIT-IBM Watson Lab are training a natural language processing system on grammar rules to decipher nuances in US English. More in @VentureBeat: https://t.co/YB72uwov9J https://t.co/9PK1ffm2Ro

[IBM Data, AI & Automation @IBMData]

Day 1 of #Think2018! Here's what you definitely shouldn't miss Monday on the Cloud & #Data Campus: https://t.co/sHJlPCjDMO

[IBM watsonx @IBMwatsonx]

IBM's Think is our flagship conference where thinkers like you gather to make the world of business work smarter. Where the journey to cloud and AI take center stage. In 2 days, join the conversation using #think2018. Don't miss a moment – watch live: https://t.co/GwteMd1sLs

[IBM watsonx @IBMwatsonx]

Watson analyzed half a million kilobytes of puppy behavioral data to create the perfect match between dogs and the blind for @GuidingEyes. https://t.co/zMCA3978eg

[IBM Hybrid Cloud & Infrastructure @IBMcloud]

#THINK2018 is a chance for you to interact with the most defiant, curious, uncompromising, resistant and persistent people in your industry: https://t.co/SAgchxJBmd

[IBM Hybrid Cloud & Infrastructure @IBMcloud]

Got 10 minutes? Get a guided tour of the #IBMCloud Platform to learn how to create and deploy apps & microservices, and more: https://t.co/gQvYWlq6Cc

[NASA @NASA]

We’re saddened by the loss of retired astronaut Bruce McCandless II. Most known for being the 1st human to free-float on a shuttle spacewalk, he also served as the Apollo 11 moonwalkers’ link to mission control and helped launch @NASAHubble: https://t.co/myyOm101DR

[Dr. Rebecca Johnson @johnsonr]

At a massive professional conference. Brought the baby. People seem astounded. Here’s the thing: If you want women in positions of authority, you have to get comfortable with motherhood. You’re welcome.

[IBM @IBM]

IBM is pledging $4M in response to the recent devastating hurricanes -- $2M for #HurricaneIrma in addition to the $2M for #HurricaneHarvey

[Cloudera Community @cldrcommunity]

6 reasons to use #Hadoop in the #cloud https://t.co/pzPDeuxC5Y #AWSsummit

[IBM @IBM]

A new record: @IBMResearch scientists fit 330TB of uncompressed data onto one tiny cartridge: https://t.co/lcJWLdONrX

[Stephen Jones @sjwizard]

I just earned a free play by playing #StarbucksSummerGame #sweeps
https://t.co/3zY8EFqDOg

[IBM @IBM]

IBM pledges massive infusion of computing and data resources to back #climatechange research: https://t.co/Xqtpf8L1xq

[Julie Messersmith @JMessersmith_JH]

@JohnsHopkins @HubJHU @JHUCompSci @jtleek @JohnsHopkinsEPI @JohnsHopkinsSPH @HopkinsMedicine @deniswirtz @JHU_ChemBE @jhubiostat @BenLangmead @JHUChemistry And yes, by official proxy, this does means that #RoboJeff is an awardee :)

[Stephen Jones @sjwizard]

.#IBManalytics and @Hortonworks team to drive data science and ML deep into the enterprise https://t.co/Th4hi6v191

[IBM Hybrid Cloud & Infrastructure @IBMcloud]

ICYMI, IBM strikes 10-year #cloud services deal with Lloyds Banking Group, UK’s largest digital #bank: https://t.co/EI2GeXJH9z #IBMCloud

[Stephen Jones @sjwizard]

@BellLabs My first computer experience came from a PDP11 and saved my program on paper tape.