S.K Aron

i'm not lazy; i'm just slightly delaying the inevitable heat death of the universe

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[S.K Aron @sk_aron25]

@fujfjio very Tokyo Ghoul coded

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

i don’t know who needs to hear this: you are a bad person for wanting human connection

[Gwen🍭 @rubynesoberi]

do girls like it when you click the wumpus wave after adding them

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

DELTARUNE tomorrow...

[Mia @love_____bug]

Love Island is like if Mr. Beast made porn

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

peak game

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Ado @ado1024imokenp]

本日はめちゃくちゃ歩いた上にジムにも行ってサウナにも入って食事も自分で作って素晴らしい一日を過ごしたというはずなのに、本当に何のきっかけもないのに気が滅入ってきたぜ 俺は俺が分からないよ…

[key ✮ @cultarr]

if youre awkward as an adult they kill you

[fishnets @stonedinurattic]

yes you should totally play that song that makes you want to blow ur brains out, matter fact put it on a loop

[⃟ @falwls]

how i look crawling back to my friends after cutting them off during a depressive episode

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Thinking about beginning it all

[S.K Aron @sk_aron25]

@i78i9