Skaal

32, she/her, Straya. Aspiring writer, accomplished wanker. 🌞🍒🥐

[Skaal @skaaling]

Chicken nugget

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

The thing that really makes this legendary is the random frame in the middle with a completely different aspect ratio

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I almost caught myself caring about how new shrek looked. then I remembered I’m 30 and have many debts.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[B.C. Wallin @BCWallin]

man door hand hook car door

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

his parents named him David Lynch because they knew he would grow up to make Lynchian movies

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

she look like they just told her

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Put him on the Jedi Council. But do not grant him the rank of Jedi Master.”

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

John Travolta seeing everyone talk about his new hat

[Witch @witchwounds]

i be profen

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

I see why John Lennon cut this verse. Very clunky. Barely even rhymes

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Involve me

[🔞lynchian homoeroticism ⌖ (00/05) @licensedfag]

cooper: wow im really stressed out
the touch of the sheriff of joy and tranquility:

[EckhartsLadder @EckhartsLadder]

As an aside, gotta love Maul trying to run over a child just for the love of the game. He had no clue who Anakin was