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Real dummy hours

[DeepSigh @charlyngwazi]

When that alarm rings in the morning and you have to go to the job you prayed for

[ellie @skammin]

Today I walked 5 miles in Pisgah forest and made lasagna for dinner :)

[rly cool girl @hikingshawty]

today i walked seven miles and i baked a chocolate cake <3

[⚧️ Little Molly Pocket🏳️‍⚧️ @M0lly_pocket]

I must not kill myself. Killing myself is the myself killer.

[John Thyroid @banay_john]

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol

[Amelia @neverbeentoihop]

How it feels to write essays without Chat GPT and read books that don't include fanfic tropes in their description blurbs in 2025:

[byte @bloodbytez]

me watching the CIA pull up an ai generated video of me committing a crime that they made

[pris @pwiscila]

The sudden urge to text everyone in the middle of the night

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Vladimir Nabokov

[grace @gracesftdt]

having dinner with someone who is obsessed with protein. there is about to be cottage cheese in my dessert yall im gonna cry

[Luke♦️ @Tzar_the_II]

How it feels to not have any investments during a financial crash

[Matthew Whatley @__whatley__]

*Braves fans barely hanging on, hoping their team can somehow win tonight*

Ohtani:

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

april is going to be beautiful & nothing will hurt https://t.co/okPu9QcEHJ

[Trent @Trenciarte]

Los Angeles Dodgers: $1B underdogs

New York Yankees: Torpedo bats

Atlanta Braves daily subplot:

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

when U squeeze the bottle of dish soap and some cute little bubbles float out..

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

"I'm a veteran and you don't give a fuck about me!"

Anger at DOGE and the GOP is boiling over. Rep. Chuck Edwards just got scorched at his own town hall over his support for massive cuts.

[gio 💋🩸 @giohalliwell]

This video is the sole thing keeping me from ending it

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[shako @shakoistsLog]

Talking to a friend who works more than me: buddy, it’s called life. It’s called joy, time with family. Nature.

Talking to a friend who works less than me: at a certain point in every man’s life he needs to step up bro

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

how it feels being left alone with my own thoughts