lizard

days in the life of one of these weirds lookings things

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[Must go faster! @JPAdventurer]

This is who you're asking to come into work tomorrow.

[Claude @508mph]

What my early morning work commute feels like when it’s below 50°

[lizard @skeedeebeebop]

for too long I have refrained from pointing out spelling mistakes on tik toks. no more. people need to feel shame

[lizard @skeedeebeebop]

I will never know the joy of a dental floss pick again

[lizard @skeedeebeebop]

beans in my no beans bowl. forgot the sour cream. gave me a spoon instead of fork. Can it get worse

[lizard @skeedeebeebop]

trump/biden slow burn enemies to lovers

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Elton John shares photo with Chappell Roan:

“The BEST evening of pizza and outrageous laughter with the fiercely fabulous @chappellroan.

Love her, love her, love her 🚀❤️🌈”

[lizard @skeedeebeebop]

just realized WIEIAD is what I eat in a day not the name of a diet for people with IBS

[lesley. 🥀 @lesley_mov]

i’m seated. the theatre employees are scared and asking me to leave because “the movie doesn’t exist yet” but i’m simply too seated.

[lizard @skeedeebeebop]

the way almost all of these are just tumblr posts that were posted to Twitter that were posted to tik tok that have now returned to Twitter

[lizard @skeedeebeebop]

brb getting botulism from my grandmas canned tomatoes

[lizard @skeedeebeebop]

I feel like taylor swift’s whole bit is just thrashing around and striking this pose 🕺

[lizard @skeedeebeebop]

the way sonic used to have one of the best apps and they RUINED it ☹️

[lizard @skeedeebeebop]

I can’t understand a single word from that espresso song

[lizard @skeedeebeebop]

maybe Santina left Dr. Miami because she was just there for the free arm loop

[lizard @skeedeebeebop]

SHE’s FROM WILLARD⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[lizard @skeedeebeebop]

I don’t usually listen to that many female artists but chapelle roan has captivated me (and idk how to say her name)