Grant

Official twitter account of the Skeleton Cowboy... cowpunk, former bullrider, guitar builder, professional crastinator, loudmouth, Mariners fan...

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

..."cocaine cockroach."

[Turk 182 @Turk18207428723]

@girlsreallyrule @TheRickWilson I hear Cocaine Bear is actually his biography.

[MeemaSue6isTrueBlue @841920Meema6]

@girlsreallyrule Quote by @DonaldJTrumpJr
Everybody says, "I'm on coke"
We know Fredo, we know!

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

For the millionth time. I really don’t care what trans (two-spirit) people are doing. You know why? — Because it’s none of my god damn business that why.

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

@BobFraz49530483 @waltermasterson That's EXACTLY what i was thinking!

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

There it is.
THAT'S what i've been trying to say.

THAT'S how i wanted to word this line of dialog, i just...couldn't get it out like that.

[Tim Kolb @timothyjkolb]

@RonFilipkowski The disintegration of the church/state barrier has one huge flaw.

Most agree on one state...but which church?

Hence the founding fathers' intent to separate the government from religious belief systems. A state aligned religion is the reverse of freedom of religion...

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

(Puts this in his pocket for later)

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

...consider this stolen.
Sto-len...with my compliments, naturally.

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

Thank you.
ANY time i hear somebody say this, i ask 'em to define "woke."
They usually look at me like a cow lookin' at a new gate.
"Well, y'know...woke."
"What's "woke" mean?"
"Dude, it's like...wokeness." (maga/2A drivel ensues)

[🇹🇹 🇺🇸 CatTriniDaddy [email protected] @kevmonger66]

@RonFilipkowski Ok, but before we end wokeness, please explain what wokeness is. Because from our perspective "wokeness" is whatever white people don't like. You need to be more specific.

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

...boy, if you're in an auto accident, i hope the other insured doesn't have @progressive.
My car might be a total loss, and they're giving me the FINGER. As in, "we're not paying that much, and bring the rental car back."

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

@poetisa828 @Gabino_Iglesias this is usually the time i ask 'em to define..."woke."

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Cracking jokes over the vicious and heinous attack on an 82 year old man sure as fuck ain’t very “pro-life” now is it?

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

...life is risk.
Let 'er rip anyway.

[Fuck oligarchist racist Elon Musk @KneesToLetters]

I have everything I need to make a Lady Alcina Dmitriscou (sp, don’t care) costume, but the hat is about three inches too large, I’d never make it through the door at High Dive or through the crowd to the bathroom…or into the bathroom. Curse my awesome ideas…

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

@KneesToLetters ...yeah, i was stationed in the Bay Area when i was in the Navy, and bein' a basebulb fan, i sorta had to go..

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

Kingdome, Safeco/T-Mobile park, Dodger Stadium, Angels Stadium, Oakland Colliseum, Candlestick Park.

[Fuck oligarchist racist Elon Musk @KneesToLetters]

Safeco, Coors, OPACY, Wrigley, Guaranteed Rate, Miller, Citizens Bank, Nationals (Safeco is home). Citizens and OPACY felt the most comfortable.

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

@shannonrwatts Welp, if she didn't come in the house, but they DID go outside, they blew it.
If they shot their guns outside, they blew it.
If they shot into the back of her car as she was driving away, they blew it.
It's not realistically open for discussion.

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

That's what i was wondering.
I think some people must wake up in the morning, and say to themselves; "today, i'm actually gonna make a concentrated EFFORT to be an unliveable jackass to people around me. I don't even WANT pastries, i wanna be a bastard."

[Pinch Hitter in Public Education @Mellyd_21]

@Ms_Paperclips So weird. Like did he even want to buy items or did he just go out to pester people? Why can't people let people do what they want if it isn't hurting anyone else?? Makes no sense.

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

If this is the case, i'm a Texas Ranger, Sheriff of Las Vegas, a "junior G-man," and Brothel Inspector Deadwood. As well as Sherriff of Frontierland.

...AND the Lone Ranger.

"Honorary"is really somethin'.

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

...karma has never been unemployed, and this country, in fact the whole world, is filled to the level BRIM with people that don't think of the future.
It's ALWAYS better to be laughin' LAST.

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

867-5309

[Grant @skeleton_cowboy]

@SecureOwl ...it's on the interwebs.
He was prob'ly shook up when he learned "The Facebook" isn't actually, y'know....a book.