sarah

audhd forest goblin - louder than your average bear - let's get weird - not from france

[sarah @skeletonportkey]

rock lobster, see also: sock lobster

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I always feel awful for the elves. You took the job 80 years ago to make some whimsical rocking horses, 4 parts tops. And now you're soldering an iPad motherboard with your arthritic, cinnamon-scented hands. A brutal gig.

[sarah @skeletonportkey]

merry Christmas, who wants to invite me to bluesky? are we still doing that?

[sarah @skeletonportkey]

juitlebeece juitlebeece juitlebeece

[sarah @skeletonportkey]

@Talk_To_The_Hat Dan Ackroyd?

[sarah @skeletonportkey]

@bestestname well I say pecan.

[sarah @skeletonportkey]

I am always only talking to myself and I wish people would leave me the fuck alone about it.

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater @Dowsonaaron]

I fucking hate passwords and sign-ins and sign-ups and having fourteen hundred fucking accounts for everything on the stupid internet. Create an account to continue? How about you suck on my balls you motherfuckers

[donni saphire @donni]

How dare you accurately perceive me

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

i dont get why ppl say no pun intended. my puns are always intended. theyre often the only reason im even speaking.

[Opioid Cunningham @anthracitedub]

So sick of cunts

[Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart]

Many of you have been in touch suggesting I learn a foreign language and forget this one

[Gretchen von Tongeln @Metalligretch]

If I’m late it’s because I saw a cool bird.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

A big fuck you to parents who let their kids run around stores screaming.

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

The wild horses in my brain got loose again.

[sarah @skeletonportkey]

@gothspiderbitch how unhinged. the opposite of a delight.

[sarah @skeletonportkey]

that's right, we're playing alllllllll the old hits! stay tuned for more!

[sarah @skeletonportkey]

Where can I buy Tim Curry's cloak from The Colour of Magic

I will spend any amount of money. You can have my blood. A limb!

I need it to get married in. And wear to book club. And on Tuesdays. And to die in.

@neilhimself ? @SeanAstin ?

[sarah @skeletonportkey]

No disrespect to the Dead Milkmen, but everyone knows you solve an Agatha Christie book in the -first- ten pages.

[sarah @skeletonportkey]

actual direct quote from my 19 year old coworker: I've heard of a flip book, but I've never seen one before!

and that, your honor, is why he had to die.