cool neat dude

[cool neat dude @skeletonpuzzle]

@DiscountyGame I love the demo so much I’m so excited for the full game just please tell me there will be a way to walk faster/run 🙏 I love u discounty

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

are u joking me is that his real face and his real the rest of him

[scary ruby innes @rubyinnes]

me: sigh....
the creature: whats wrong
me: im just not feeling great today
the creature: ive got just the thing for that
[the creature turns itself inside out, becoming a fleshy and bloody monstrosity that is horrifying to look at]
me: :) thanks the creature

[Larus (Ven) ➡️ the Hadopelagic Zone 🍉 @NeonTetraploid]

i've had this idea bouncing around in my head for a while now

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

And the shark was at home wtf i could see if he bit you in a waffle house or some but he was at the crib

[naddie 🍎 @PtDreamer78]

going to the fortune teller and u pick one of the tarot cards. its The Pervert. u ask if thats good and the fortune teller is like nope ive never seen that one before either

[Rayan 🇭🇹🇵🇸🇦🇲 @supreili]

french children telling their parents they got hurt:

[sierra @sierralayko]

i love not being super intelligent cuz the whimsy i just got to experience when i thought “a dog named cell phone :)”

[Andrew Guttenberg @guttenbirder22]

Nice argument. However, I have already depicted myself as the serene and rational Barn Owl chicks, and you as the disarrayed and screeching Kestrel chicks.

[Kevlar @CEOofSludge]

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

There's nothing "natural" about letting helpless animals die for no reason. You are part of nature. If you want to save them, then nature wants them saved.

[aubrey burrough @aubsburr]

the NBA Finals being on at the same time as the Tonys is actually just the plot of High School Musical

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

My buddy is a professor of necromancy and he says that Gen Alpha wizards literally cannot read their Necronomicon. Like… they aren’t able to.

[K @kourtneyinhell]

the older I get the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these mfs quite often

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

you’re gonna need two hands grandma

[the eliminator @infinite_bug]

is chatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a pediatric oncologist so this is kind of urgent

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

i am so glad i had my moral purity era on tumblr and not during this new resurgence where you post arrogant and unsustainable takes with your full face and government name on tiktok

[bonni🔆 @bonnibloop_]

tw: mentions of horse death
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im soooooo hungry guys

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no