hitchhiker thumb 𓅇

my mom bought me a cool shirt
when i wear it im the shit
im really not that legit
my mom bought it

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Still one of the funniest tweets I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[🔆Valerie🔆 @ValerieJae147]

Someone should make an album called “11 Industrial Greats” but it’s actually 20 jazz funk songs

[vost @foolibuster]

nuts

[thornhead @wormsofbarlo]

Pipeman fucking the building

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Do I think 9/11 was a terrorist attack? Buddy, I don’t think 9/11 even happened.

[Gabby ❗️ @gabriellebyween]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAUDE COLEMAN !!

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

this is why i never pick up random calls that I don’t recognize

[guiznho @guisilveiras_]

tô desenvolvendo traços de maconheiro

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

i've pumped all my money into this fucking lizard

[Union of Shitposting Socialist Republics @table_delete]

@BranPuffin if I had my way, nothing would include Idaho

[mhud @mhudgg]

top 5 fav video ever

[hitchhiker thumb 𓅇 @skelezorb]

@JerseyAlGBP

[aino @a1naali]

was watching a documentary about addicts a couple nights ago and had to screenrecord this because yeah

[Big Nasty ☭ @keepaustinnasty]

They’re stealing from you, G.I.
They don’t care about you, G.I.
Frag your commanding officer, G.I.