Skidlad

[The Heathyorker @theheathyorker]

9/9/26

[Deuxvingarian @deuxvingarian]

Carrie seems to have trapped Boris in some kind of nightmarish Dr Seuss house

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

Classic CS Lewis 💎

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Sir Wayne Rooney reveals Netflix has turned down a deal to purchase ‘Dr Carrot 3’ after accusing him of using AI to write it.

“They didn’t believe I would know the word ‘catamaran’,” he fumed

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Whoever does all the artwork of the Terminator, Michael Jackson & Rocky at UK fairgrounds

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@simplemellie Is that you MORRISSEY

[wint @dril]

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

[Caroline ☢ @Caroline69vd]

This live performance of trains across the sea might be their best song ever, it is much more slower, dreamy and melancholic and the vocals being of a much older David Berman give a whole new world to this song. Rest In Power David Berman we still talk about you <3

[lorin 🇵🇸 @nirol__]

Remembering this Uwe Boll tweet from just over a year ago

[Strix @strixperegrinus]

I'm struggling to place this quote. Major or Heseltine, I think

[anna @hard_boiledbabe]

Opening paragraph to Suicide by Édouard Levé. He killed himself 10 days after finishing the book

[The World Cup Of (Podcast) @TheWorldCup_Of]

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