Karen

Unapologetic Disney-loving childless millennial.

[Karen @skerk]

You people didn't tell me about the #Bridgerton carriage scene. Not one fucking warning. Whoa.

[Karen @skerk]

Why did no one tell me about Bridgerton?

More specifically, why did no one tell me about the Bridgerton music??

Material Girl with a freaking harpsichord?

YES, PLEASE.

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

Retweet if you think every Senator should vote YES on the Right to IVF Act.

[Karen @skerk]

Listen... I've been listening to The Tortured Poets Department for 36 hours straight... and there's basically another fucking album tacked on?? I cannot.

[Karen @skerk]

Why am I crying at a Google commercial??

[Karen @skerk]

@craftyashley_ As a custom framer, my answer will always be to frame it. Lol. If you make it an ornament, you only get to see it for a little while.

[Karen @skerk]

What's the strangest thing that's ever woken you up at a Disney resort??

The soundtrack of EPCOT Forever on absolute full blast at 4 in the freaking morning. Like, I opened the balcony door and could hear that shit word for word like it was in the next room. #EPCOT

[Karen @skerk]

Why the fuck is this so funny?

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

The opposite of Ladyfingers are Mentos.

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Dudes in south cali are surfing the hurricane. Florida, it ain’t just your government that’s weak. 🤣https://t.co/PYknwlS7Dx

[Karen @skerk]

@RonFilipkowski Yeah, especially since no one in their right mind would wear a winter jacket on a 75 degree day in PA.

[Mario @MarioGraciotti]

Happy Haunted Mansion weekend to all who celebrate

[Karen @skerk]

So because I'm insane and I love the #HauntedMansion I made chocolate covered Oreos. And I love them. 🥹

[Karen @skerk]

@crockpics I literally did this yesterday.

[Karen @skerk]

@amybruni I literally read this with a scrunched up face thinking, "When the hell was Amy on Dead Files?!"

[Karen @skerk]

I CAN'T. 🤣

[Phil ✦ The Horizoneer @TheHorizoneer]

welcome to my mojo dojo casa house

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

When you are pretending to drive on
Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, and your friend plays along

[Karen @skerk]

@hayejunt I FUCKING DIED AND I HAD TO EXPLAIN IT TO MY BEST FRIEND.

[Karen @skerk]

Honestly, the scene from #Barbie in which all the Kens are sitting around their plastic fires singing "Push" to their Barbies has been roaming around my brain all day and I'm 100% okay with it.

[Karen @skerk]

I'm posting these chocolate covered oreos that I decorated for #BARBIE    because I need SOMEONE to see them, and I know my best friend is sleeping. Not all are perfect, but they're cute anyways.

[Karen @skerk]

I'm crying. It's beautiful.

[Bogi✨🫶🏻 @notlikethisB]

her best piano performance after Maroon i have to watch this for my mental health everyday