father soto

[father soto @skiinpants]

addiction keeps a man humble

[father soto @skiinpants]

had a dream i went viral on twitter #hoopdreams #manifesting

[father soto @skiinpants]

just hit a kid on an e-bike #pestcontrol

[father soto @skiinpants]

are the fat people on mobility scooters pedestrians or do they count as motor vehicles? /srs

[father soto @skiinpants]

what kind of person begs to watch aftersun…

[father soto @skiinpants]

my hair is short and digestible

[father soto @skiinpants]

there are 8 billion people in the world, i don��t know how many of them are children, but the rest of them you can date.

[father soto @skiinpants]

oh no jd vance is hosting my class reunion!

[🇺🇸 @mollywhop303]

when ur vape spits juice in ur mouth #thatsrape

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[father soto @skiinpants]

i understand, that could be really triggering if you’re a fucking pussy

[father soto @skiinpants]

there’s cum all over my sheets, all over my pillows - FROM HER

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

oh my god i never learn please put me down now bro

[father soto @skiinpants]

they should make an i survived book about going to walmart

[father soto @skiinpants]

i feel your presence dawg

[erika @yeeeerika]

bad weekend to be a hot dog

[father soto @skiinpants]

human thigh bones are stronger than concrete

[JosephGordonLevittoffTemu @brendannann]

I have the smell of pussy juice and wings on my fingers, life is good.

[father soto @skiinpants]

not now kitten, daddy’s ignoring OSHA guidelines for ladder safety

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

I'm not a typical dad. For one thing, I don't have any children.