Tim investigator crime division

Visionary and fuck wit

[misa! @misak1nz]

how it feels after you calm down

[Tim investigator crime division @skipexecutioner]

I get the ick from seeing quarterbacks consulting that dumb little book in the huddle. Go read your journal later

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impressive levels of AI boomerslop

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@beansm00thie @JustinWhang My friend tells this joke where a gynaecologist says to his patient “I just need to numb your vagina before we start” and puts his head between her legs and goes “num num num num num”

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The 49ers just got Touched On (conceded a touchdown)

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I think a cool new trend could be saying “I’m big dog” the way people used to say “I’m baby”

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Charlie’s influence amongst the Spanish speaking world is incredible

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As soon as they schedule an NFL game at Suncorp I’ll go.

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This game is known in America as the California Fag-Off

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Calling a pick up truck with a mounted weapon a “technical” is an extremely cool term but a nightmare for image searching

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That’s a Toyota driven offensive if ever I saw one. A sea of 79 Series Land Cruisers

[barry with the NED @bonzerbarry]

I posted this update 18 hours ago. Almost all of the land on the left-half of this screenshot is now controlled by Ansarallah. They gained somewhere around 1,500 square kilometers in about 24 hours.

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the fighter from Ansrallah’s only got one arm
the fighter from Ansrallah’s only got one arm
the fighter from Ansrallah’s only got one arm
the fighter from Ansrallah’s only got one arm
the fighter from Ansrallah’s only got one arm
THE FIGHTER FROM ANSRALLAH’S ONLY GOT ONE ARM

[The Gulag @WelcomeTheGulag]

This is why they will NEVER defeat the Houthis

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My Indian neighbours have given me a second meal. And while I appreciate the gesture it was butter chicken again. Which feels somewhat racist, towards me.

[matt @ruffledsavior]

the men in gay porn are actively trying to elicit arousal in their videos. every onscreen flourish is pursuant to a sexual response in the viewer. and these guys are professionals. so getting a boner from watching it really doesn't tell me anything

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We should replace RU OK day with RU LOOKING AT ME CUNT day

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I’m an Alboriginal 💦

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Cocker spaniels are the cutest puppies then the cutest adults and the greatest dogs on earth

[20 Minutes @20Minutes]

Atteint de narcolepsie, le jeune cocker Gösta a une particularité : dès qu'une émotion devient trop forte, il tombe aussitôt de sommeil.

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what if cats are human souls that are trapped and in pain and all they can say is “me ow”

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Hando, chase the ace, down at the railway hotel.

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Hugh Jackman? More like Do Crack, Man