LoLo

i like to think of myself as excitable.

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

when all of your business calls in 'i love you' you know you're working for the right agency. @BoundAgency 😍😍

[Charlie Stephan @charliestephan]

I’ve been volunteering with middle school and high school kids for 15 years and telling anyone who will listen that they’re going to save the world. https://t.co/83tEcjrX2u

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

watching the woman next to me jab her knees into the back of the seat in front of her. we haven’t even taken off yet and she’s done it about 10 times. i would have lost my mind by now.

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

@realDonaldTrump shut the fuck up and stop having a dick sizing contest.

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

just sitting on my final leg home to #KC and crying because i feel like shit and i really miss my husband.

[Samantha Alviani @samfalviani]

Wild places are the soul of this country. @SecretaryZinke #MonumentalMistake

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

@angieAVnerd @nuthousepunks @povatweetsa rich is best! did you do it?!?!

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

BULLSHIT https://t.co/1glPB5E7bT

[Senator Pat Roberts @SenPatRoberts]

NEWS RELEASE: Roberts: Tax Reform is Critical to Economic Growth, Creating Jobs and Higher Wages https://t.co/PYff9qACzo

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

@SenPatRoberts you’re such a sorry excuse of a representative for our people.

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

@WhyDanielWhy We might get a second dog and he’s real fucking cute

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

@BoundAgency j cried through tha entire movie. 😥

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

@kate_mose_mill FUCK OFF!!!

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

@nuthousepunks always me. my biggest check comes last.

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

THROW THE BALL AWAY! Don’t throw it across your body while you’re in the run!!!

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

.@lyft driver: You just look the part.
Me: do i?

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

My @lyft driver: Are you going someplace where they take care of kids?
Me: No. I am curious as to why you would ask me that.

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Tonight I fell in love with a woman. https://t.co/vNp7yXjN2w

[Jessica Chastain @jes_chastain]

'Just because we want to look sexy doesn't mean we want to fuck you' TRUTH from Cate Blanchett. https://t.co/IF88T3JTxa

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Fuck. You. All. https://t.co/EVbNTikyHb

[LoLo @skiptomylolo]

@BoundAgency i really missed my calling.