Skirlez

[bappyboio @bappytweets]

ig reels is a fucking goldmine holy shit

[RandomSprint🧭 @RandomSprint]

I'm proving math theorems faster than you can possibly imagine.

[Bergen @bergen_exe]

"Are you an agent of Satan?"

"No, I'm a programmer from Silicon Valley."

[amelia!! @aamelting]

seeing this flag on the street in japan and freaking out thinking im driving WAY faster than I'm supposed to be

[MUKS WITHOUT FEAR @mukualt]

this was Oppenheimer's reasoning for building the bomb lmaooo

[random media archive @randommedla]

cats turning into one legged creatures with cat by c418 in the background

[tetraspace 💎⏹️🇺🇳 @TetraspaceWest]

it is clear that eliezer yudkowsky, the man I am squaring off with right now is a GENIUS 😏 he might be THE most intelligent person on Earth 🤷‍♂️ and maybe he's even the most intelligent person in HUMAN HISTORY 🙂‍↔️

[nishadi ⚢ is rereading SO @p1nkch4n]

nazi akinator

[undefined behavior @undebeha]

i think trump is working on some strange generalization of the collatz conjecture

[Dom Technostate ☭ @DomTechnostate]

Pro-vegetables sentiment is born of two lies from mommy: that they’re actually really tasty, and that I can’t play Steal a Brainrot until I finish eating them

[the ro khanna cycle @RoKhannaNews]

The Global Button Election of 2026:

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

This dude really name sigma foid and no one cared. no one card at all.

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

The brand new Bounciness attribute taken to the extreme.
All entities were given max bounce, minimum friction, and pushed in random directions.
(Minecraft 26.2 Snapshot 1)

[🍏🪲 ollie (remastered 2009) @ridemycyclone]

Ok

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.