Lauren

auburn alum ⭕️ @billystrings if you see this, hello 🪩 she/her

[Lauren @skizzy_laurs]

aight, Atlanta Braves, 2021 World Series Champs, you heard it here

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Deedee MegaDooDoo

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Why would they change this.

[kage @sukikage_]

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually

[surfin’ JUPI⋆.˚ ☾ 𓏲ּ𝄢 ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚ @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

[໊ @meishato]

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

me checking the news every day

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

22” cutbow.. happy day

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[Evie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @girl7102]

Missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a bitch right now

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

can we pass a law that says no one has to make coffee at home and everyone is allowed to just 'get coffee' and the government pays for it and baristas make more than doctors

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

"I didn't vote for this." - people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[trevor @out2pasture_]

leaving the house now costs $64

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

need to become a tour guide i’ve just realized it’s the only job i can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me