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@LakerSurfer @Yeeezyrih @cmichael_music Not licensed in Australia either btw. Architectural designer not architect

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@for001ever Yesss I will be doing mine lol

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Going on a business trip to Westchester

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this dirty martini shit is getting out of hand

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when was the last time you heard someone say extra extra read all about it

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should we be bad and get master’s degrees?

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ppl keep unironically calling me “mixed” (mizrahi jewish dad x russian mom)

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nobody wants to say it so i will
why is it normalized as a woman to be a bum

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i’ve spent more cold hard dollars on pokémon go than i’d like to admit

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forgot how much i love chilling in the bathroom with the shower running

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maybe not in general but for me specifically

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i wish it was socially acceptable to be like can i please take a picture of your baby

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If you don’t support me eating porterhouse three nights in a row you’re a toxic friend

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Me and my friends would’ve killed charli xcx with hammers I can tell you that much

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@anthony_ward @Simone_Biles bask not wallow

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@Avakian_Spontex He told me this because he thinks I would really enjoy the show Mr Robot

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Y is my boyfriend telling me my personality is “conspiracy theorist schizophrenic”

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The George soros backed DA

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It’s so strange to make small talk with really nice coworkers i Start just reciting facts about the Cheesecake Factory menu, how many calories are in their cheesecakes, their snickers branded partnerships, skinnylicious menu