Maddie

Colorado - DC - NYC. go buffs

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

NYC schools will be fully closed (including remote learning) on Monday 2/23/26 in advance of the impending blizzard.

Yes, really.

[eva 🍭 @quintdem0n]

Not letting any of you twist shit, the last quad was Ilia's and this doesn't change that!

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A couple of rogue police officers in Minneapolis are reportedly stalking ICE agents to arrest them for jaywalking the second they step into the street outside of crosswalks.

[Michael Lange @MichaelLangeNYC]

This is terrorism.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

If a Democratic President were occupying and harassing red states as Trump is doing, Republican governors would put up bitter fierce resistance. They'd investigate the Feds. They file lawsuits. They'd threaten jail. Greg Abbott fought with Biden over shutting the border!

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

Retweet this if you are a resident of StiddyTown

[Tyler Ziskin @TZiskBuffs]

Shedeur Sanders keeps silencing the doubters.

All time bad situation and while he hasn’t been perfect he’s continued to fight and has more than held his own.

Proud for sure.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Oh…

Well, that’s not great for the whole “election security” thing…

Super partisan group buying over a voting system company right before the mid-terms…

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

Democratic senator tweeting “well THAT just happened” after Trump proclaims the indefinite cancellation of the 2028 election

[Maddie @skoobuffs]

WOAT politician

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Statement by Hakeem Jeffries on Eric Adams announcement that he is dropping out of the Mayor’s race:

“Eric Adams has served courageously and authentically for decades as a Member of the N.Y.P.D., the New York State Senate, in Brooklyn Borough Hall and as our 110th Mayor. During his time in office, violent crime is down, the building of affordable housing units is up and New York City has recovered from the COVID-19 pandemic.

As is the case in any major City, there are challenges that remain, particularly as it relates to lowering the high cost of living. Yet, it is clear that meaningful progress has been made in several important areas during the term of Mayor Adams. Thank you for your service to our City.

Over the next few days, my entire focus will be on addressing the Republican healthcare crisis and funding the government. I will publicly weigh in with respect to the remaining candidates in the Mayor’s race well before the start of early voting.”

[Tyler Ziskin @TZiskBuffs]

It is so unbelievably clear that this program is woefully unprepared for every critical situation,

It’s been that way since Day 1 but we had enough talent and enough of a hill to climb to respectability to tolerate it.

That’s no longer the case. I’m at a loss for words.

[Maddie @skoobuffs]

@William_Whelan @RyanSev09 @CornfedBuffalo We have (as of now) a five star freshman quarterback (who we should be developing) and several other very talented players who are not about to graduate. I’m personally not ready to give up on this team or this coach.

[Maddie @skoobuffs]

@RyanSev09 @CornfedBuffalo @William_Whelan Obviously the shurmur experiment is not working out and he needs someone else to manage the timeouts and the clock etc but I’d much rather give him more time to get there than give up

[Maddie @skoobuffs]

@RyanSev09 @CornfedBuffalo @William_Whelan I get it. I really do. But as of now this is a road game with a lot of young players and there is still hope for the future for this program in a way that would have been completely unimaginable four years ago

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

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I believe there is growing evidence, that the White House is covering up the fact that Donald Trump has been dealing with TIA strokes.

AND that he likely had a more significant ischemic stroke this week.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN