Caro Line

[beth @bethbourdon]

hello, i’m a democratic congressman/woman. i know it costs $50 to fill your gas tank with the cheap gas, you have to pull out your credit card to keep food on the table, and you can barely afford housing. that’s why i’m online today posting lies about hasan piker.

[Liv Boeree @Liv_Boeree]

Neither you or anyone in your contacts consented to years of old private messages being fed into an AI

A deranged invasion of privacy

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

No US military personnel have ever been targeted for stateside retaliation. That’s a paranoid trope with zero basis in historical fact. Make no mistake: This is so that special operators can commit crimes in secret and books like THE FORT BRAGG CARTEL will be effectively illegal.

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

white ladies on tik tok campaigning for influencers to become a protected class

[The iO Theater @iochicago]

Free next weekend? We’ve got you covered. See Chicago’s largest comedy festival at iO Theater July 23-26. iO Fest 2026 is back and bigger than ever! Be part of the action at the link in our bio.

Tickets → https://t.co/uKPkprUBiA

#explore #iotheater #comedy #chicago

[just matt @questionableway]

chicago 2030s: unstoppable force (the inherent greatness of chicago) meets immovable object (pension debt crisis)

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he's dating margaret qualley

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Could, but isn’t. Best to find other things to focus on.

[Caro Line @skooglymoogly]

@chi_urbanist It was a hero’s journey to get back

[The iO Theater @iochicago]

The full iO FEST 2026 lineup is here! Join us July 23-26 for Chicago’s largest comedy festival, right here at iO Theater. ALL tickets on sale now! See the link in our bio or https://t.co/6dmlk0ueK2 for more.

[Caro Line @skooglymoogly]

Ofc you need a gd drone to read the thing

[Joshua Mellin @JoshuaMellin]

📝 A close-up of the "You Are America" inscription wrapping around the Obama Presidential Center museum tower. The 5-foot-tall concrete letters form an excerpt from his 2015 Selma speech. https://t.co/nQgiHmIyzb

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

Make no mistake: The US government will socialize the immense costs of subprime AI. They will force us all to eat the losses, while the perpetrators of the biggest fraud in history abscond to private islands. Be ready, because a deliberate rug-pull is the plan.

[WBEZ @WBEZ]

American robin numbers are believed to be down across the Midwest and much of the country. An avian ecologist says what’s known about changes in the robin population should serve as a “massive warning bell.” https://t.co/Y3IPDFN3aH

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

if you don't read any other article this year and want to read something that feels like you weren't even supposed to see it, this is everything you didn't know you needed. emptied the clip. put the money in the offering plate. throw the roses on the stage. this is WRITING.

[maha @mahaaaay]

i miss when the national league required pitcher to hit

[Caro Line @skooglymoogly]

Season’s greetings to the birds migrating through Chicago rn 🌷🌱🪺

👑 Ruby-crowned kinglet
🪾 Yellow-bellied sapsucker
❄️ Winter wren
🌚 Black-crowned night heron

[TV’S ALEX PTAK @PtakTestKitchen]

Thanks polymarket I will be sure to gamble money on this

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

On a date and the guy asked me a question, which is huge. You don’t always see that

[Chicago Piping Plovers @ChicagoPiping]

Welcome home, Pippin! 🤍
Our beloved Pippin has returned. Many will remember he departed last summer with something tangled around his foot. We feared the worst.

Pippin has returned to us with his right foot missing and a limp but otherwise appears well.

📸:Liam Francis Shanley