D Hodgson

Dr. they/them Cumbrian, mathematician, gamer, geek. Live long and may the force be with you.

[D Hodgson @skorpion404]

@dungeonsanddads does Scam Likely have a new uk site??

[nico !! 🏳️‍⚧️ @ARKZER0ONE]

basically what gavan infinity teaches is that love is the strongest. but the second strongest is probably space Cthulhu, so watch out for that one

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

Lucario and Incineroar are in a band

[DALEK @BigBadDalek]

Inside of you there are 2 daleks

We have shrunk down and gone inside of you
As part of our invasion

[mia @miadoctorwho]

what if instead of saying ‘No More’, the War Doctor said ‘No, More’ and then started another time war?

[frye @___frye]

if you steal from the shape store they send you to prism

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[filmfan24 @filmfan24]

“Experience the epic conclusion”
WE ARE DONE WHEN I SAY WE ARE DONE

[George @BeefCheeser]

You could tell when the myths stopped being Welsh/British and started being French when the cuckoldry started.

[Dr Francis Young @DrFrancisYoung]

Let’s not forget that even if England win against Norway on Saturday they will then immediately have to march 200 miles south and play France without so much as a hydration break

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[ellie!!! @gorgeousblondi3]

“i asked grok” “i asked chat gpt” well i asked the shepard’s boy how many seconds there are in eternity

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

My favorite one on the autism questionnaire is "do you struggle to accomplish tasks without knowing the reason why the task must be done" because what do you mean the rest of you are just doing tasks without asking why

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[mawgs @russelt4tdavies]

woke up fully clothed, glasses still on and the skyrim main menu up on my pc really loud. who tf closed last night

[Séan 👾 @SeanEdits]

I've had more friends check in on me about the doctor who hiatus than when my nan died

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

the "boys are back in town" may be a happy anthem but its very pleasure also depends on sorrow. for while we celebrate the boys' return we also know they must leave. even now the hour of their departure draws close. perhaps we ourselves will be the ones who drive them away

[ReadStarWars (Victor) @readstarwars]

Qui-Gon Jinn, in front of Shmi Skywalker who is already wary of the strangers her son just brought inside her home unannounced: “Maybe I killed a Jedi lol”