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Gorger. Married to a Musker. former child.

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What I’m hoping people learn from the diarrhea disease, is how to spell diarrhea. 💩

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PLEASE don’t wear Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music.

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Tried to convince the governor’s son I was an Olympic ice dancer today. I don’t think he bought it. Not sure tho. 🥉

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I know how to vote off contestants from #DWTS but how do I vote Carrie Ann off?

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Happy Tuesday, hopefully tomorrow is Friday.

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@sawdoctors you should head to the West Park neighborhood of Cleveland after your show tonight. It’s a huge Irish population. A lot of people from your show will be at PJ McIntyres and the Public House.

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If wine counts as self care, I’m doing great! 🍷

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I don’t know what I’ve done to you, but I’ll take a Pinot Grigio”

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“I don’t want it to be 2025 because I feel bad for the old year!” 😭- my 6 year old daughter at 11:59pm

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It’s giving #MaxiPads #TheSecretLivesOfMormonWives

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Season 1 of Dancing with the Stars- we have to cover all tattoos.

Whatever season we are on now: let’s bedazzle this felon scammer’s ankle bracelet.

#reinventingDWTS

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@Matt_Pinner Cough

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My husband made me watch Shark Tank instead of the Love Island Reunion tonight. I want to recouple

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Happy Love Island Day to those who celebrate

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Any drug dealers hiring for like, secretary or anything? Asking for a friend

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I thought I was having a bad day. Apparently not as bad as Bobby George.

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This country needs more cowbell

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Tell me this isn’t accurate? Zach from @BravoTV #TheValley looks like a #Lego person with Lego hair

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8year old “I feel sorry for the couch and chairs. They always have to smell our butts when we sit on them.”

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Don’t kiss me. It’s RSV season.