Skram Rot

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

And here we see the friendzoned male of the species doing the mating ritual of 'holding her hair back while she vomits'.

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

You wanted to talk to me. I'm not sorry that you didn't like what came out of my mouth.

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

I'm not dead.... I've just been quiet. This is a cover.

The Year Before 2000 by Skramrot on #SoundCloud
https://t.co/v26u5EGKqP

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

It's Freaky Friday.

Your partner and your mother switch bodies.

You must fuck one of them to switch them back.

Which one do you fuck? 🤔

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

Sex doesn't create a friendship.

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

Is it love, or is it Memorex?

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

So has hell frozen over yet or nah?

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

TB apparently stands for Tom Brady.

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

People don't read my tweets for free so why would I want the option to charge them?

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

We drink death so that we can taste life.

[just a girl named karma @justagonegirl]

i often wonder how any of you survived the playground in elementary school

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

At my age I've found that the answer to a lot of questions is "Fuck You".

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

If I'm not OK, why should I pretend to be?

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

I don't really care what you think about me as long as you're thinking about me.

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

So we went from Tide Pods to Horse Dewormer and we wonder why we can find no other signs of intelligent life..... 🤔

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

I'm all for the power of positive thinking, like.... I'm positive I don’t want to see you naked.

[Claireybash @ccbasher]

Still never been able to see it 🤔

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

If a random stranger on the internet does something you should definitely do it.

👍

[Skram Rot @skramrot]

So apparently a case of beer is not considered a "roadside assistance" kit.

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

Having a wife recovering from covid... A thread......

[𝕛. @jordijoints]

you can seem happy and still be depressed as fuck