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[blarfanie @skricha]

Sometimes when my Internet goes out I think maybe this is the Opening scene of my Apocalypse movie.

[blarfanie @skricha]

@DrNoodles Are you guys ok? You know you can buy 30 of those for like $20 you just have to shop around a little bit.

[blarfanie @skricha]

Are soul train clips to our parents what TikTok dances are to whoever enjoys TikTok dances?

[blarfanie @skricha]

My kid doesn’t say “all done” he says “All DUMB”

[blarfanie @skricha]

I want a robot vacuum but I also think people with robot vacuums like them too much.

[blarfanie @skricha]

I cannot get over how often it sounds like my son says “bye bitch”

[blarfanie @skricha]

Yogurt got me

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

She’s going to lose it when she sees how much effort I put into her birthday present this year. I love this woman. ❤️

[blarfanie @skricha]

Air fryer recipes are ruining my internet browsing experience. Put the counter top ovens away, please.

[blarfanie @skricha]

Why does every name on the planet suck or remind me of someone who sucks?

[blarfanie @skricha]

@DrNoodles @AldMattMartin @finleydunnesbar Proud of you.

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

me making trader joe’s frozen dumplings on the stove instead of in the microwave

[blarfanie @skricha]

I would like to offer my services for TikTok consultant. My services include music approval, try hard alerts, and even prevention of hyper specific content to which no one can relate.

[blarfanie @skricha]

@DrNoodles

[blarfanie @skricha]

The best thing I saw at north coast was two seatgeek “assets” making out while directing people to art exhibits

[blarfanie @skricha]

I got mad at a mommy account today and dm’d her about it. SO YEAH IM A MOM NOW.

[blarfanie @skricha]

@kessdubs But like, not even the first one?

[blarfanie @skricha]

@sailorsocialist Wouldn’t mind getting those arms back either…

[blarfanie @skricha]

@sailorsocialist I had a pink and grey striped shirt that was so cute and just poof. Miss that ole gal.