Crazy Cat Man

I 🥰 kitties

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@verbalriotshow They would have to have fathers present in the first place 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@UploadVR Can you hold another inmate’s pocket for protection? 🤔

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@DrunkSuperman3 Guess we know why he wasn’t chosen. This is peak low IQ behavior 😬

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@FloridaState @FSUFootball @Seminoles

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@gatadata88 Now, deduct the yards after catch, and Mertz’s stats aren’t as good. He was a bubble-screen machine.

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@FloridaState Hurry up and serve me a grande.

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@PresMcCullough https://t.co/93mv4PIZqW

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2 years ago today, a Florida State football fan promised to eat dog shit if FSU lost to Boston College.

FSU lost, he didn't follow through on the bet and the Dog Shit Curse has doomed FSU to a 7-15 record since then.

What a sport. 💩

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@PresMcCullough 🥱🥱🥱🥱

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@FloridaState @TIME 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@WARDOGS @FPSGamesShow I received the beta email and download, but it won’t allow me to log in to play. Something about not having permission 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@No3sports They won’t make me the superstar

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@CD3Gator @CoachKerwinBell @SEC @GatorsFB @UF I was at that game and left early out of frustration that our offense couldn’t get anywhere. I learned my lesson 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@OliLondonTV

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@Rainmaker1973 Duh, get to work on time. You don’t get paid to be absent 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@mundoxrbrasil Keep up the great work! It looks like you have me on the table in your video 🥳

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@FeverUpdate White flight. The fatigue is real 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@T_Fet_ @GatorsFB The saying, “It’s better to look good than to feel good” comes to mind 🤭

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@80s_channel Gay. A rider sat on the handlebars, stood on the pegs in the back, or jogged beside you. Nobody I knew snapped crotch to ass like Lego’s.

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@LibertyCappy “I’m sorry, I love you, let’s spend some quality time together while I take you shopping.”