🦷🍒 Ŧⓗόţ ｐ𝔬cᵏｅ𝐓 ™️ 👽🦖

I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams.

[🦷🍒 Ŧⓗόţ ｐ𝔬cᵏｅ𝐓 ™️ 👽🦖 @skunk_kween]

I know for whom the Baja blasts

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Just to be clear... WE PAID THE FUCKING TARIFFS AND THE CORPORATIONS GOT THE REFUNDS.

If you vote Republican ever again, you're as dumb as that red hat makes you look.

[trash jones @jzux]

“zohran’s wife tweeted bad stuff at age 15” ok have you seen what the president of the United States is currently tweeting at age 79

[She's Sue For An Amazing Reason @daehruoyserehw]

there was a brief period around 2005 where every middle school class had a designated monty python white boy, a designated hitchhikers guide white boy, and a designated anchorman white boy

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

retro car releases would go crazy

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

*stares at camera*

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

Weird bc I was convinced on day one

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

[t8 @imjustt8]

I’m using a VPN to read international news sites and I literally cannot believe how censored the United States is.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

[🦷🍒 Ŧⓗόţ ｐ𝔬cᵏｅ𝐓 ™️ 👽🦖 @skunk_kween]

My grandma used to buy me jeans from the boys Husky section when I was like 8-12 years old in an attempt to shame me into losing weight LMAO

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Hillary Clinton finds out Lauren Boebert is secretly posting photos from a closed-door deposition:

“If you guys are doing that, I am done. Hold me in contempt from now until the cows come home. We’re all supposed to be abiding by the same rules.”

Boebert: “I… I will take that down.”

On the timeline, they’re gladiators.

In real life? They fold the second they’re confronted.

SAD

[🦷🍒 Ŧⓗόţ ｐ𝔬cᵏｅ𝐓 ™️ 👽🦖 @skunk_kween]

@yu77828186 @_sorrengailll Came here to say this. 0/10

[The Protagonist @protagonist_xi]

Women hate men as a SYSTEM, not as individuals.
Men hate women as PEOPLE.

[you @MissZindzi]

Serious question: when people say that they use ChatGPT to make grocery lists, what exactly does it help with, since only you would know what's needed in your home

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing thier gov has been illegally taxing their groceries for over a year and pedophile billionaires are getting the refund instead of them

[🦷🍒 Ŧⓗόţ ｐ𝔬cᵏｅ𝐓 ™️ 👽🦖 @skunk_kween]

@itsnwts Go find a gardenia or lilac bush, life changing smells tbh

[🦷🍒 Ŧⓗόţ ｐ𝔬cᵏｅ𝐓 ™️ 👽🦖 @skunk_kween]

@horsetwting I’ll literally make glue out of u if u continue the dr.pep hate

[yaoi 🐱 @meepknow]

i'm not arguing with someone who asked chatgpt to make a grocery list for them jesus christ