WORST ADULT EVER

SKUTTA MAN

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

the world was better when propel looked like this

[Carver Descartes🧑🏽‍🦱 @ApplaudAhhJones]

They gon find you like Elvis

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Nobody:

Me and Grandma when we used to chill together:

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

when she marries another white man and act like this never happened in 5 years is gonna be funny

[garçon @boymolish]

“Are you recording?”

No…

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you realize you grew up in best era to be kid and worst era to be adult

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.

[Slick @NickStillHere]

This like his 3rd rape. And this like for real hold you down and take it rape. He need to be executed

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when your social battery is drained & you see the biggest yapper approaching you

[Peckins @Peckins6]

Bitch you making 22k a month to practice

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Fred Rogers met with a child psychologist every week for 22 years to build his show. She shaped everything: every script, prop, and song. The whole point was to give a child's nervous system time to slow down. In 1984, a single regulatory decision ended all of it.

The psychologist was Dr. Margaret McFarland, who co-founded the Arsenal Family and Children's Center alongside Benjamin Spock and Erik Erikson. She and Rogers understood that the prefrontal cortex in children, the part of the brain that controls impulse, emotion, and attention, takes decades to fully develop. At the start of every episode, Rogers tied his sneakers and changed his sweater while children settled in. Those pauses were intentional, designed to help a child's nervous system shift into a calmer, more focused state.

What ended it had nothing to do with child development science. In 1984, Reagan's FCC chairman Mark Fowler abolished the advertising limits that had protected children's programming from commercial pressure. Toy companies moved within months. Between 1984 and 1985, cartoons tied to toy lines increased by 300%, from a handful of shows to more than 40 animated series. In almost every case, the toy was designed first. The cartoon was built to sell it.

Researchers later put numbers to what parents were already noticing. A 2011 study in Pediatrics from the University of Virginia tested 60 four-year-olds across three groups: one watching SpongeBob, which cuts scene every 11 seconds; one watching a slow PBS show, which cuts scene every 34 seconds; and one drawing. Nine minutes later, all three took tests on attention, impulse control, short-term memory, and problem-solving. The SpongeBob group scored significantly worse across every measure.

In the 1970s, children began watching television around age 4. Research from pediatrician Dimitri Christakis found that by 2009, the average age of first screen exposure had dropped to 4 months, as the content got faster and the audience got younger. Researchers separately found that each additional hour of daily screen time at ages 1 or 3 raised the risk of attention problems at age 7 by 9%.

[𝐑𝐒 @rsddnk]

Nelly_Furtado_ft_Timbaland_Promiscuous.mp3

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

Found this guy’s IG and he’s not even a spurs fan he was just looking for some action. Love of the game.

[bears 🧸 @wydbear]

Can you imagine the level of pimpery your grandfather was on to own a gold toothpick.. let that sink in🗣

[𝔏𝔢𝔞𝔥 ♱ @redforjanet]

It’s musty in here, it staannnkkk! It smells like dancing, they been dANcin!”

LMFAODJCHVJFJFJKDSK JANET ME ASF WHEN ITS OVERLY FONKY!?€!#£#!#£

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

We didn’t realize it then, but kids’ shows used to be this calm on purpose.

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[solé @layxsnv]

you better hide yo kids capri suns when i come around cause i be dirsty too