s: you better sit your bottom down
O: *sits down* we don’t talk about bottoms no no no, we don’t talk about BOTTTOMS
I created the funniest tiny humans
apparently the outfits I’ve been pinning on Pinterest have been “outfits for women over 40” because it’s now giving me that option as a group search 😂🙄😂
was curing my eyelashes today and Otto ran up and grabbed my leg mid curl
causing me to yank out like ten lashes all at once and I legit have a bald spot now
that’s on having kids 👌🏼