Flight attendant: You’re sitting in an exit row. Are you ready willing and able to assist in case of an emergency
Me, half a xan and 2 bloody marys deep: Yeah definitely
sometimes u have to eat a lil handful of shredded cheese straight out of the bag… can’t tell you why but I know it’s structurally important to human function
I don’t view ppl being removed from my life as a “loss” anymore. I’m growing. I’m expanding. I’m blooming. new beginnings. more room for cooler people and cooler shit. more time to luv on me.
To anyone that has said they just want everything to go back to “normal” this past week.
Your “normal” is what has caused so many Black people to have to stand up and scream and protest and fight for what they’ve deserved for too long. Ur “normal” ain’t coming the fuck back.