Skylar Bator

[Skylar Bator @skybloom11]

Me: *holds out $62 cash*
Brooke: I’ve never seen that much money in my life.
Me: Really?
Brooke: Skylar… I work at a bank.

[Skylar Bator @skybloom11]

Me: What day is it, 5/30?
Brooke: No, it’s May 30.

[Iowa Tennis @iowahstennis]

1A Championship Matches

Singles
#1 Fleming (CRX) v #2 Holton (Columbus)

Doubles
#1 Olson/Olson (Osage) v Bloom/Pierce (CD)

1:30pm start times I believe #iahstennis

[Iowa Tennis @iowahstennis]

DeWitt completes the comeback and wins 4-6, 7-6, 6-3 over Xavier and will face Osage in the finals

[Skylar Bator @skybloom11]

*Gets locked out of hotel room and sits on floor
*Grandma getting up off the floor
Hotel guy: Do you need a water?
Grandma: No, I need surgery

[Skylar Bator @skybloom11]

Grandma: Whats that site for arrested people that starts with a z?
Brooke & me in unison: Zillow?

[Skylar Bator @skybloom11]

*pre-concert Eagles trivia*
Brooke: Who joined the band in 1974?
Grandma: Ask me who slept with who. I know that better.

[Skylar Bator @skybloom11]

*going up on an elevator with Grandma*
*random people walk onto the elevator*
Grandma: Have I ever told you I’m claustrophobic?

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Does “unsubscribe” secretly mean “send me more emails please”?

[Skylar Bator @skybloom11]

Mom: Brooke, are you a republican or a democrat?
Brooke: I’m part of the birthday party

[Skylar Bator @skybloom11]

*first day of school*
Brooke: Hey Alexa, play “schools out for the summer”

[Skylar Bator @skybloom11]

Brooke at age 18 and 1 month: I’m an adult
Mom: You are not an adult
Brooke: Mom. I have a 401K

[Skylar Bator @skybloom11]

*Family conversation about life insurance*
Mom: It costs over $10,000 for a funeral.
Brooke: Then why do people die?

[Exacto @ExactoLLC]

Huge thank you to the Cox Family Holdings Board of Directors (Exacto’s parent company) for hosting a special fall luncheon this week! It was so cool to have the whole company in one place and hear insightful and inspirational words from owner, Kenny Cox, and CEO, Wally Beecroft.

[Exacto @ExactoLLC]

Take a peek at Exacto's research at the O.J. Noer Turfgrass Facility. RDI Director, Glen Obear, walks through wetting agent trials, adjuvants with fungicide studies, and more. https://t.co/CqPN0j8FVj #turfresearch #adjuvants #turfgrass #turfmanagement

[Reba McEntire @reba]

fancy

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

4 months left to make it the best year of your life. Lock in, step up, grind it out every day. Finish this year the right way. You’ll be glad you did.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Don’t put it on your bucket list, put it on your to-do list.

[Skylar Bator @skybloom11]

@brookey_cookeyb reading a @mhl can: They call ‘soft drinks’ soft because liquor is hard. My mind is blown.
🤦‍♀️😂

[Skylar Bator @skybloom11]

Brooke: I just want the gosh darned pizza!
Grandma: I just want pizza I don’t care if it’s gosh darned.